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#SFG | Retired Crashout | It’s just the Internet

[ASCENSION🌅 @SfgEman]

I always win.

[Los 🍇 @LosPollosTV]

No fucking way people don’t understand what “double or nothing” means… Did you not have a childhood? Genuinely how is this possible? I’m seeing people argue like there’s nuance to this… There’s only one definition of double or nothing:

You and X play a game for $100
You win $100
X says double or nothing
You can either say no pay me my $100
Or say yeah and play another game
The result of this game determines wether or not you get DOUBLE the original bet or you get NOTHING because X won
People are confused and saying it’s not fair? How???
It’s an opportunity for the winner to roll his win into double
It’s also an opportunity for the loser to get his money back
It’s risky for both people
If the original winner wins again, they get double
If the original loser wins they’re both back to even

Please stop debating and having discourse around this because it makes you look dumb I’m trying to look out for you trust me this is the only correct answer

[ASCENSION🌅 @SfgEman]

Now we wait on the stew

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

🚨Declan Rice has withdrawn from the England squad for the upcoming international break.

The Arsenal midfielder will now get three weeks rest.

[ASCENSION🌅 @SfgEman]

Waiting for Rice & Stew to withdraw due to load management

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Cole Palmer poised to withdraw from England squad due to load management. Marcus Rashford will be assessed for hip issue handled by Man Utd since World Cup but expected to pull out. Kobbie Mainoo also among likely absentees through injury @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/ivund8rXPg

[Draeco @whotfisdraeco]

You can’t outwork a nigga who’s just having fun.

[ASCENSION🌅 @SfgEman]

Yesterday’s loss ruined my weekend 😑

[🥱 @SilkysBurner]

PUSSY LIKE MAC, I’LL EAT IT IF YOU SAY SO !!!

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Yeah… this is the lowest point this sport has ever been.

For the first time ever, players are literally self-campaigning for the Ballon d’Or like it’s some presidential election. They are talking down on each other, disrespecting clubs, and creating metrics by themselves. Neither Messi nor Ronaldo ever did this nonsense.

At this point, cancel the award for this year. Don’t give it to anyone. This is borderline shameful. None of these players pass the character requirements for the award.

[Ababailey🥷 @JnrAba]

Iono how else I wana explain it, but fam, trust me when I say this, stay close to God. He’s the real deal. He will never leave your side. He’s all you have. ✊🏾

[ASCENSION🌅 @SfgEman]

Y’all not hearing him or though😭😂🔥

[Agent Updates @Agent00update]

Silky reacts to Agent AMP Cypher and gets HYPED after the first bar 😭🔥

[Breezo💰 @Highqualityzhit]

When a nigga say some hating shit in a playful way gotta watch that nigga forever 🤧

[ASCENSION🌅 @SfgEman]

@AMPexclusive

[AMP Agent ⚡ @CallMeAgent00]

That was fucking inspirational. Ain’t a thing Kai can’t do man 🥹

[purple4matter @purple4matter]

Kai Cenat - VIVET

[🪽 @kyidle]

y’all hate when mbappé speaks up and y’all hate when olise barely speaks, this just shows y’all just don't want black players to have any personality.

[OG LOC🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

I need to see what the One Piece is 👍🏾

[ASCENSION🌅 @SfgEman]

This nigga Bobby been knocked out one too many times. Mfer got CTE 🤦🏽‍♂️

[TypedKid @TypedKid]

FULL ALTERCATION: Chibu and Pro UFC fighter Bobby Green nearly went into an ALL OUT BRAWL after things ESCALATED during their boxing spar against each other 🤯

[ASCENSION🌅 @SfgEman]

I don’t get why he’s being demonised for just being himself?

[Oma Akatugba @omaakatugba]

It’s absolute rubbish ! I will never request to interview such a player. He would realize how rubbish this is when he retires. Nobody will take him seriously.

[ASCENSION🌅 @SfgEman]

@YsabellaGrace_ Only other thing I can think of is adding some kind of incentive. Like at the end of every month whoever has the most hours gets some bread or top 3 if you have a lot of mods.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You ever stop telling somebody things because you realize they’re collecting information instead of genuinely caring?