Seth Fitzke

Award Winning Retweets

[Gerry DeFilippo @Challenger_ST]

Somewhere, a skinny 13 year old baseball player is still afraid to lift weights. Meanwhile, this guy lives in the weight room & is throwing 102 mph at 38 years old

[Seth Fitzke @sFitzke4]

@FoulkShay [email protected]

[Emma Vance @emmaleevance]

Sean McVay on a random Monday in June

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Aaron Rodgers emerging from his ayahuasca darkness retreat to play a 22nd season

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[Noah @antibearthesis]

He has predicted 38 of the last 3 crashes

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

P.K. Subban has fulfilled his $10 million commitment to Montreal Children’s Hospital — the largest donation by an athlete in Canadian history ❤️

A decade-long promise kept, with approximately 100,000 children helped. Respect 🫡

[Jacob Morley @JacobMorley]

Diego Pavia

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I bet barn owls were ecstatic to see humans come by and put up barns.

[Seth Fitzke @sFitzke4]

@braunfarm Hit me up, Seth Fitzke- Reichman Sales.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Doctors Confirm Life After Age 35 Is Just Endless Cycle Of Dieting And Back Pain Until You Die https://t.co/O8QpiRFkQg

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Candy crush, sure, but maybe also maternity leave policies being mostly trash (big companies like @Deloitte cutting it to 8 weeks?!) and postpartum care/healthcare being mostly trash and lack of support/stigma around needing help and daycare/living costs skyrocketing are part of it, too. And the world might be richer than its ever been, but for who?

[Colby @cl_all_day]

If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

Rude of the Ravens to invite Diego Pavia to their mini-camp instead of their regular-size camp.

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[k1 @keithabneyjr]

Detroit vs Everybody

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LEBRON STEAL AND GAME-TYING 3 🤯🔥

WHAT A MOMENT.