Last night when I got home from Attica, I made a pizza. In the process of taking my pizza down to my room like the fatass I am, I fell down the stairs and dropped my pizza. So there I was, dead at the bottom of stairs, covered in pizza & that's how I rang in Easter. #HappyEaster
So I’m sitting the the bar in my hotel eating dinner and this random old dude was walking behind me and he smacked me in the side of my head, that’s gotta be grounds to throw hands right?
If you can’t go from Led Zeppelin to Fleetwood Mac to George Strait to Mac Miller and to everyone in between, chances are I don’t want you riding in my car.
UPDATE: Patrick Mahomes' 10-year contract extension will be worth up to $503M, per @RapSheet, @TomPelissero
It's the first half a billion contract in sports history 🤯
to those people crying as if facebook/instagram is real life: stfu and read a book. those networks are only made to harvest you. they are free because you sell your entire life on these platforms.