steph

life's a garden so dig it

[steph @sflowzz]

Who's lit?

Omelette

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Don’t ever be embarrassed about your life. We all go through things that shake us, humble us, or force us to start over. Moving back home, losing your job, getting your heart broken, going through a divorce, hitting a low mentally… it’s all a part of being human.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

As a human being... I'm repulsed.

As a betting man... I'm intringed.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

California legislators are trying to make investigating fraud illegal

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

"Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors."

— Friedrich Nietzsche

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

Dostoevsky is right, your worst sin is, in fact, destroying and betraying myself for nothing.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Injustice

[Q @Innerviewq]

If you were born between 87-92 , male, this movie was harder than karate kid

[meta thomist 🇻🇦 @metathomist]

Question: what’s the likelihood that people would continue to avoid having kids to travel more if they had no social media to share it with.

A more interesting question imo.

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97.

And live comfortably for eleven minutes

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol
This was my peak. I was 8.

Good times…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This hits home

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes

[daz @MetamateDaz]

seeing people in their teens/early 20's call me old at 27 is so funny to me because do you realise you have have 30 minutes left?

[muse @honeyscoat]

My brother ended up in jail behind a girl I told him was no good, he called my mom, sister and older brother, I said “why you ain’t call me?” on the call with my mom, He said “Nigga you know why I ain’t call you, was not tryna hear that shit” LMAOOOOOOOOOOO #stupid