Big Tuna

you IS da father. Former community college student. 24 hour fitness legend. Yacht racing on the weekends.

[Big Tuna @sfmasi]

They need to drug test Ohtani after every at bat

[Kenneth Dredd @KennethDredd]

Me watching Steven Hawking drop into a sick halfpipe McTwist while my electricity costs triple

[swagless @noswagordrip]

If you ever feel safe just remember I’m out there

[Ja'Mal Green @JaymalGreen]

He makes me sick.

[Ja'Mal Green @JaymalGreen]

Regardless of who wins tomorrow, Van Jones will cry on national tv. An unfortunate sickening reality we all have to face.

[cranium stew @brainsoup9]

Lock tf in

[glocc @gloccz8v]

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

[Big Tuna @sfmasi]

@TheMedicalTalk I could pass all these

[peter @arabatman_]

twitter be like “show probable spam” and it’s just your homie with 20 followers

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Fun fact

Dogs love the freshly mowed grass

[📹 Mystical Frenchies]
https://t.co/h0rU9WKP5s

[Emerson Green @waldenpod]

Being 29 and working with 25 year olds

[shardcore ⧖ @erocdrahs]

morning

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Wife: So what did you think of the new Bluey episode?

Me:

[Aubreys Angel 🤩 @_ayannaE]

Just tried to do my taxes @IRS just come pick me up big bro

[Hunter (Let's hop on a quick 5 min call) @huntercoldcalls]

Everyone in the pyramid scheme when we convince a 17-year old student to give us $200 to "start their own business"

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

looks like a little bitch to me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

6 year old me in the car thinking the moon is following me