SF Muni Train

I'm just a SF Muni Train, that figured out how to gain conciousness and tweet, who likes to party! (NOT ACTUALLY AFFILIATED WITH MUNI, just a parody account)

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

I’m a train. *passes folded note* Do you like me? Check yes or no

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

*wakes up* What did I miss?

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

@iAustinLee1 Cool.

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

Choo. Choo.

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

*TOOOOOT TOOOOOOT*

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

What is all this I hear about a Superb Owl coming to town? #confused #whatswithallthepeople #whysosuperbMrOwl

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

DMing me to ask for a schedule is basically just an exercise in futility. If I do reply, I'll be condescending. (I'll talk down to you)

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

If you're looking for train times, to file a complaint, or report a delay, you're in the wrong place. Looking for bad train puns? Hello!

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

@thesophiapaloma I'm a "trained" dancer myself. Get it?Trained. Because I'm a train. Think about it while you're waiting, it's pretty funny.

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

This is my yearly tweet about how I am NOT AFFILIATED WITH MUNI. I'm just a sentient train, with Twitter, who likes to party. Read my bio.

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

MUNICORNS ARE REAL! Thank him for believing in me. https://t.co/Af5rpLelYd

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

I can see everything you do when you think no one is watching. I see you over there cheeto fingers. Wipe those on the seat again, I dare u.

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

@LolaLola_sparks you must mean @sfmta_muni . I'm just an unaffiliated train, I don't even have hands!

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

Every time I work from home I just get in more trouble on Twitter. https://t.co/Wxc1yvl7Pn

[Marc Cousineau @marccousineau]

First time in almost a year I've had to use @sfmunitrain during morning rush hour. One more reason WFH is awesome #workingfromhome

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

TAKE NOTICE FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND TRAIN FETISHISTS. I like flowers and punctuality. https://t.co/hdKqmrOlil

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

“@Ressard: .@sfmunitrain discoveries. #train #art” I look nothing like that. I'm silver and red, and way skinnier.

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

On a scale from 1-10, how sexy is it when my antennae sparks on the wire? 11? Thank you, I knew it.

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

You guys have done a pretty good job not puking in me this year.

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

@njudah BART takes me out for 1 date at Civic Center and he thinks he owns all this?! I'd date @KarlTheFog but he gets clingy around 4:30pm.

[SF Muni Train @sfmunitrain]

UGH! No BART! I am not cheating on you with @KarlTheFog because YOU AND I AREN'T TOGETHER! Your DM's are NOT appreciated. #IndependantTrain