Sam Patrick

[Sam Patrick @sfpats1]

Ok but tapestries are so sick

[Sam Patrick @sfpats1]

Guys don't eat paint

[Sam Patrick @sfpats1]

Trump looks like an ompa-loompa that got rejected form Charlie Brown and the chocolate factory

[Sam Patrick @sfpats1]

When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner

[Sam Patrick @sfpats1]

Don't be a moose

[Sam Patrick @sfpats1]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard

[Sam Patrick @sfpats1]

Y'all know that tingling feelin when you eat pineapple There's actually an enzyme that breaks down proteins when you eat pineapple it eats u