SF Native Problems

a rare breed

[SF Native Problems @sfunicorns]

When you can't blame a landlord for a broken water heater #DontBiteTheHandThatFeedsYou #SFNativeProblems #SFNative

[SF Native Problems @sfunicorns]

When some asks you if The Excelsior is a hotel #sfnativeproblems

[SF Native Problems @sfunicorns]

Parking is worse during the holidays because relatives show up in separate cars even though they live with each other #guiltyascharged

[SF Native Problems @sfunicorns]

When your mom asks you to go to mass that isn't on Christmas or Easter #sfnativeproblems #CatholicProblems #imacelebritygetmeoutofhere

[SF Native Problems @sfunicorns]

I'll ride #BART...but not to the airport #thatswhatfamilyisfor #sfnative

[SF Problems @SFprobs]

When a transplant complains about #Muni, ask them how it compares to public transportation where they're from. #sfnativeproblems

[SF Native Problems @sfunicorns]

It was either this or joining the man at #24th street #BART with his megaphone.