merry wanderer of night; mischief under starlight

Paid: IT, coder, actor. Fun: Archer, gamer, kitchen science, 光の戦士, woodworker. Call me: he/him, 'warlock', 'swoof', and 'that's the worst pun I ever heard'. CG.

[merry wanderer of night; mischief under starlight @sfwarlock]

@CharlieJSnicket @dduane The instructions are there in the Oath. Whatever your particular Art is, whatever Life has gifted you, use it for Life's sake. Guard growth. Ease pain. Put aside fear for courage. Look to Timeheart, where all will come together, and know that what's loved, lives.

[merry wanderer of night; mischief under starlight @sfwarlock]

This is the OPPOSITE of customer service.

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@amazon
@AmazonHelp Whoever coded this should be fired. Whoever approved it should be fired. Everyone involved should be fired.

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God help us. You want a customer centric company? Spend some of those billions on human beings who can help. Not web systems that give me two options, "Yes" and "Ok".

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@vnceee123 @PauPablosky @yunnina_ Would have made a great thematic counterpoint to the balloon animal bit.

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@PauPablosky @yunnina_ What if inflation, but wholesome?

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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Looks a lot better than that "Antelope" ship I was on for my last tour. She listed to port, the sails looked like they'd been through a shredder, and I think the cook was putting all the wine in him and not in the stew...

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@BurgerKing I have just spent my last dollar with you. Ten minutes of arguing with your drive through AI is not worth a shitty chicken sandwich.

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@MinnieMc_ @ClassicMASH @mashaholic @MASHhistorian But can he YODEL?

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@theWellRedMage Honestly, she's giving Marin-from-Link's-Awakening vibes.

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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R bool iseven(int x):
if x = 0:
return true
if x < 0:
return iseven(-x)
else:
return !(iseven(x-1))

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@HillcrestCardCo In the immortal words of Beyonce, this ain't Texas.

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@mashmatters o7

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Basically the only reason I keep this account open.

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@DoorDash @DoorDash_Help Your move.

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@DoorDash @DoorDash_Help Your move.

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@DoorDash Subway was unable to make an itme. I reported missing item. I got: "Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Unfortunately, we are unable to provide any support or compensation with this issue due to our credit and refund policies."

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@DoorDash As another direct result:

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@DoorDash As a direct result:

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@dduane I grieve with you.

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tag @XfinitySupport @Xfinity

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@comcast

Got the below and it is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I'm on an invention you may have heard of called a DESKTOP COMPUTER. I cannot connect to my "home wifi".

Why the flip is this even a thing? What if I was travelling and needed to reset my password?!