Savannah Lee Acree

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

I honestly have no business being an adult.

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

Next year I will vote for whoever can bring $2 meal deals back to Taco Bell.

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

I’d rather eat a jean jacket than go back to school.

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

Bc I am about to lose my mind. GET IT OFF OF MY FEED 😮‍💨

[zoe @zxebella]

the selena gomez and hailey bieber discourse needs to be wrapped by 11:59 pm tomorrow like all of you need to find hobbies https://t.co/0NLsLREvsq

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

Whoever sent that noisy Cocomelon wand to my kid’s daycare for their gift exchange… count ur fn days. 😤

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

If it ain’t me.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Accepting u bout to throw up gotta be the worst feeling on gods green earth

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

My 6 year old: Mama, what is a government?

😮‍💨🙃

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

@Wynonna, what would it take for you to add Have Mercy to the set list tomorrow night in Biloxi? I have the time and budget to make a sign. Would that work?? 😅

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

I may be a lot of things, but I’m definitely not the type of person that makes 5 paragraph long posts about how I despise self checkout at grocery stores. 🙃

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

Mind you- I’d only had him for twelve days at this point 😭🤣

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

Nobody:
My four year old in the car: Is fire real? Did we run out of gas? What makes sense? Are bears real? Is lava fire? Are you a grown up? How do you learn? What is that orange thing on the power line? How do you know stuff? How long is later? Have you ever lied? What is your-

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

My toxic trait is I’m gonna throw “lol” on the end of every message so it seems *friendly* 😅

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

You GOTTA be joking with this. Why isn’t Serena Joy in a red dress?? 😭

[The Handmaid's Tale @HandmaidsOnHulu]

They want to fight? Let’s fight. #HandmaidsTale Season 5 premieres September 14, only on @hulu. https://t.co/skk7Lwxkp7

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

I think about winning the lottery a lot for someone that doesn’t buy lottery tickets.

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

Me trying to figure out how to lose weight eating mostly carbs-

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

Judging by the outfits I see on TikTok, I should never step foot in New York. I would be horrifically underdressed.

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

#DrCurry did not say it was outside of the scope to assess domestic violence. She said it was not #DrHughes job as a professional to report the details of the abuse self reported by Amber heard as fact to the court- bc her role was to report her test findings. #DeppHeardTrial

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

I completed roughly 900 assessments in my two years working at a mental hospital.On a standardized assessment, you just don’t leave things blank. ESPECIALLY if you are completing it specifically for a court case- this invites questions of validity. #DrHughes #DeppVsHeard #DrCurry

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

The amount of work my brain does to remember what “asl” means every time I see it written is embarrassing.

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

@caroltcao We with my Corolla. I’ll drive it until it falls apart!

[Savannah Lee Acree @sgaedchens]

“From the makers of Hereditary…”

Yeah, you can stop right there. I’m not watching that movie.