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PGY3 anesthesiology resident | pet your dog for me

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

holy shit a third one just showed up, shit's getting real

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

not one but two ophthalmologists currently in this OR in the wee hours of a Saturday morning... @DGlaucomflecken this feels like a unicorn spotting

[Laura Vater, MD, MPH @doclauravater]

New data: Long hours (≥60 per week) & extended shifts (≥24 hours) pose a danger to patient safety & to residents.

The combination has a synergistic effect, amplifying medical errors, car crashes, and needle sticks.

It’s time to rethink the way we’ve always done things.

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

You know it's been an amazing week when not only did you match at your #1 choice for residency, but your family also pulled off a surprise #cameo from @dglaucomflecken to celebrate https://t.co/sQFmzIX8Zp via @bookcameo

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

@KyleWLeonard hmu for backup vocals I got you

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

New week, new record low entry screening temp at a cool 90.0 this morning!

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

Hit a new personal record for temperature screen this morning at 92.8 🥳 celebrate the small stuff right?

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

Temp screener at front door: "I can't get a reading on you, you're too cold" ... Me: "well it's 2 degrees outside" ... Them: "ah got it you're good!" (Thermometer reads 94.3) #futility 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

@PatrickClarke_ Whaaat no Patrick that is so rude!!!

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

@callie_mt Ted Bundy

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

@PatrickClarke_ In a moment of sheer boldness a few weeks ago I corrected my attending when she introduced me with the wrong name. Still get panic sweats thinking about it tbh

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

I'm not crying YOU'RE crying

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2020

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

@DrSarahJWhite Salty

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@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion 11/10 Penny approves of this cause

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

It finally happened, I followed my attending into the bathroom 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

2020 please stop

[BurlingtonFreePress @bfp_news]

The 12-year-old golden retriever passed away this week after more than a decade of daily hikes that made him and his partner, Sampson, famous. https://t.co/HCD0AwLBhq

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

New drinking game- for each font size the @nytimes increases their headline take a swig

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

v relatable

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

This is the opposite of going to sleep on Christmas Eve as a kid

[Sassquatch @sgclark22]

Please vote as if your future depends on it, because it truly may! If you don't believe me, believe my sister in a bubble suit

[Emily Bruce, PhD @poisondartfrog7]

Four years ago tomorrow someone told me "don't be so down, Trump might not be as bad as you think!" I'm writing this from inside a BSL-3, during a pandemic in which my government rejected science. If you can vote in the US and haven't yet, please vote today! #EveryVoteMatters