the bitch riseth

attack and dethrone god

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@5_by_26 @BlackKnight10k @lee__samuel this is such fucking bullshit. my ex smoked all the time, hit me and was an incredible embarrassment.

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not me dating a Scorpio so I can finally get a scorpion tattoo on my ass #justariesthings

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@leftistcupcake I don't know the context of these tweets but they both intimately describe me

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@ScorpiosVeryOwn as an aries, I thought I loved raw honesty.

and then I dated a scorpio and realized I previously had no concept of raw honesty.

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we are currently in the Beta version of Dystopia™️

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@AlisonLeiby my cat loves me too much to think I'm the government... unless she's a fucking bootlicker

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@Dystopian_Rob I just did the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina this weekend, but it was only 11 episodes.

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petition to change the terms "blonde moment" and "such a blonde" to "Biden moment" and "such a Biden".

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@e_peyote @GaLeftist yes, a rugged purse.

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@suchnerve @leftistluthien masculinity is underrated and misunderstood because men conflate it with toxic masculinity and act that way and we don't have the energy to deal with that shit anymore.

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@Dystopian_Rob From Mom Jeans to Sweatpants in Public: Descending Further Into the Pit of Maternal Despair

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@ProPeace97 You do make an excellent point

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@lenavalkyrie Did you eat it like this?

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@ProPeace97 But flag people are so horribly cringe. It has been more than once that I've seen flags rip off in the wind and cackled with the intensity of several thousand witches.

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@phyllisdyllis I feel like people who attempt dating thru social media these days never had the awkward high school online boyfriend who may or may not be a 65 year old troglodyte phase...
Or maybe they're high schoolers having that phase.

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@SalamandersuitE I did this when working in retail as a department manager but I really was trying to be an asshole.

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@mav1289 if he cared about me having an orgasm at all ever I might have been nicer

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@LucidShitposts You should put some pepper on it.

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@nodank_ I gained 25 lbs. I can't wear any of my jeans, my bras don't fit. I got brand new stretch marks ON MY THIGHS and I want to cry so hard