Mr. Walker

Always remember the golden rule: look both ways, make sure it's cool. #SGFYields

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

@CRileyNL @springfieldNL @officialSPS @RountreeOwls She’s really quite daffy for a doctor.

[KY3 News @kytv]

Even more schools in the Ozarks close as flu and other sicknesses are on the rise: https://t.co/egZFlxz98E

[Emily Letterman @EmilyLetterman]

I love Luckytime.
But this is the best typo ever.

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

@EmilyLetterman Heard on the street: Panera may take the old laundromat space by the Brown Derby

[Cora Scott @CoraJScott]

The @CityofSgf is one of the recipients! More info to come! Thank you @GovParsonMO!

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

Serious about the crosswalk talk. Drivers need to memorize a quote from 10 Things I Hate About You (greatest romcom ever): “Remove head from sphincter, then drive!”

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

Walker fam, don’t trust crosswalks to save you. Paint on pavement won’t stop cars driven by the careless.

THEY’RE NOT LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.

I would wave my arms to warn you but they’re made of metal.

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

Public service announcement: Herschel Walker is not my father.

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

@lindyspfld They are doing it in daylight and acting like it’s not nefarious. Brazen bunch.

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

No longer a young metal lad but still going hard in my mission to keep walkers safe. Yes, hard. It’s a metal joke.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

Let’s do this
https://t.co/Acw32fAxo5

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

@RonFilipkowski So when she gets to the bottom so goes back to the top. Sounds like Helter Skelter to me.

[ProPublica @propublica]

Since December, the city of Verona, MO, has repeatedly requested air monitoring from the EPA. But on March 3, the regional EPA office told the mayor that it “does not have the equipment to deploy immediately to conduct ethylene oxide monitoring.” https://t.co/nKZJpXQHUI

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

@HawleyMO How about doing it because you’re an elected U.S. Senator? As opposed to a pouty punk tweet-pleading for attention.

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

@ktc_omg

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

@LeslieJoClark Worst break-up movie ever.

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

@ktc_omg And some fleece-lined leggings. With pockets.

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

Needing a little makeover here on the square

[Mr. Walker @sgfMrWalker]

@EmilyLetterman And he wanted to host Jeopardy!