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[cele @sgfgceleste]

bobo hijueputa is the best insult in this world

[cele @sgfgceleste]

shane gillis has the best delivery of stupid lines in any show i’ve ever seen

[raw روان✨ @raweezzyy]

It’s ridiculous that my “sleeping in” on the weekends is me waking up at 7am

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

dear tired daughters,
may you marry a “you don’t have to handle everything by yourself anymore” kind of man, the kind who notices when you’re exhausted and makes sure you finally feel cared for.

[M Bleu @soymbleu]

Estoy enamorada de la persona correcta. De un amor sano, recíproco y lleno de paz, donde todos los días me siento elegida, correspondida y amada. Nunca había sentido tanta tranquilidad al imaginar un futuro con alguien, y qué bonito es saber que mi corazón encontró un hogar.

[juggs reinhold @gfisworse]

every day is national big boobs day if you work hard and believe in yourself and have big boobs

[cele @sgfgceleste]

!!!!!!!!!!

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Sooo I have this theory… the eldest daughter must date a provider and protector in order for it to work out. Like, being able to turn your brain off in his presence type of leadership and acts of service without even having to ask.

[tim 🅴 ꕤ ｡˚⋆ @timlovesttpd]

i do not wanna hear shit about taylor swift or ariana grande ever again

[cele @sgfgceleste]

i’ve been quiet during harry’s new era but it’s bc i didn’t want to not get his vision for this album but… i got it. and the people that don’t, just never will!

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

- Quieres fichar a Koundé -> el Sevilla monta un circo.
- Quieres fichar a Nico -> el BILBAO monta un circo.
- Quieres fichar a Joan Gracía -> el Espanyol monta un circo.
- Quieres fichar a Julián -> el Atlético de Madrid monta un circo.

Qué liga más inmunda.

[ؘ @missincalls]

o próximo jogo do barcelona x atlético de madrid

[Manu. @GxlDePaulinho]

FERRAN TORREEEEEEEEEEESSSSS CHIVATOOOOOOOOOOOO

YA VENIMOS A POR TI

[cele @sgfgceleste]

cucurella lost all respect for me when he accepted go over to rm

[Sebastián Decker 🤓 @SebasDecker]

Qué tipo con clase, Marc Cucurella.

Insistiéndole en todo momento a su compañero campeón del mundo, Mikel Oyarzabal, que compartiera con él este homenaje en el Bernabéu 👏🏼.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[cele @sgfgceleste]

i need a job that will make me a millionaire like tomorrow

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[وهج @o3ilsaz]

is very true 😭

[Michael J. Miraflor @michaelmiraflor]

Ninja is on fire. They are going to sell so many of these.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I will be wearing my boobs out until further notice in Dolly’s honor.

[໊ @wandasattorney]

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN YOU