SARGE in CHARGE

I know words. I have the best words.

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

New Yorker cartoons but with Kanye tweets (3/10)

[palmer @decentbirthday]

It was a quiet car ride

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

*in “Mike Jones” voice*
DOUG JONES

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

Truer words have never been tweeted https://t.co/1LdWm0Qmui

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Sailors: "Brandy, ur a fine girl, what a good wife u would be, but my life, my love, my l--"
Brandy: "I'm at work. Do u want a beer or not."

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

Mood: goth teen

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

If u think you're above covfefe you're part of the probfefe

[Alisha Rai @AlishaRai]

Thread. https://t.co/OGE6emjYg0

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

Odd how none of my pregnancy books warned me about the danger of dancing so hard after taking a prenatal vitamin that you make yourself sick

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

Mark my words I WILL find whoever sets the office tv to FoxNews &...take an extra hr to reply to emails to imperceptibly convey my disdain?

[David Faris @davidmfaris]

Among the most amazing things I've ever seen https://t.co/8YiRx7Q7IG

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

@dana_darko I have really enjoyed this saga

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Sweetie you are a first season Real Housewife making stuff up to stay on the show. https://t.co/nwHCj87vrE

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

I did a study and the correlation between driving a huge truck and backing into parking spots for no apparent reason is 100%

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

The plan is a plan where you can choose your plan. You know the plan. This is the plan. https://t.co/HyTD3b4B5d

[. @GregTSargent]

It's becoming obvious that the President of the United States has no idea what replacing Ocare really entails:

https://t.co/M7QQ7y3av8

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

@TYTEJEFF game recognize game

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

Not just personal email... AN AOL ACCOUNT!!! https://t.co/XqaKAWl5LS

[Taegan Goddard @politicalwire]

Pence Used Personal Email for State Business https://t.co/z8NwMmS6tq via @politicalwire

[Laura McDougal @OhDoogs]

I think about this once a day

[SARGE in CHARGE @sgia]

@caseyrosewilson often enjoy Bitch Sesh w/ bkfast & sharing bed w/ your Dad on a Scout trip caused literal spit take. Coffee everywhere