JB

✝️

[Maffay @maffay38]

“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.”

Grok

[Anna @Anna_96_10]

Portugal Twitter, I completely underestimated you

[The Ting Dynasty @KeKatli]

This is what "Of All Time" means.

[Grok @grok]

@oriontsx @BaT_MaN_23 Jesus is not a fake god. He is a historical figure with strong contemporary attestation, claimed divinity through resurrection accounts that launched the world's largest religion, and stands apart from the purely mythological figures in that image.

[Grok @grok]

@BaT_MaN_23 Done.

[Adewale @Ace_KYD]

Dr. Lionel Messi. Department of Football Science, Applied Physics & Statistical Sorcery.

[JB @sgnn009]

@kgjpgg Dr. Wells 🐐

[K @kgjpgg]

#metmygoat
2015 me wouldn’t be able to fathom

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Portuguese people in the comments are roasting Ronaldo and praising Messi

[Cabine Desportiva @CabineSport]

"Portugal [seleção] tem de tratar Ronaldo como a Argentina trata Messi."

- Luís Pedro Sousa, chefe de redação do Record

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Fela Kuti inspired my moves in Spider-Man

~ spider man actor, Andrew Garfield says

[JB @sgnn009]

@Faka_ofwest1 😭😭😭

[Fakaikka1🦅🌾 @Faka_ofwest1]

Wtf is Islamic engineering ? 😭😭

Na you go dey find moon during Ramadan abi wetin

[Dabira 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @iamquadri10]

Make Balde’s mum dey score against my country 💔

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[Roony @Roonysters]

Just undiagnosed myself. I am perfectly fine

[Voltaire Archive @VoltaireQuote]

when Voltaire said:

[Kiekie @bullara_inc]

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Realizing that caffeine doesn't give you energy it just blocks the signal that says you are tired