Stephen Guentner

comedian, nerd, UMD alum

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JJ McCarthy over Taulia Tagovailoa for First Team QB is a joke. Thanks @bigten

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@GloTre7 @anthonyVslater That is not true. It is under the ball enough to ‘carry’ the ball. Some crossover dribbles could be called a carry too probably. Now if they would start calling walking on the ‘eurostep’.

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@Jeff_Ermann I would be happy with anquan boldin level.

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rumor has it the Texas democratic lawmakers have booked tickets on the Blue Origin for the rest of the Texas session. #texasdemocrats #blueorigin

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you few followers of mine are getting the first view of my second song parody. Now that cruising is coming back, it is time to release this. Ignore the bad singing and please let me know what you think.
@princesscruises

Sounds of Princess song parody https://t.co/Ib4unT6sua

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hey @terpsla, i am a Terp alum (1975). i am performing at this show this saturday in Toluca Lake. Come support a fellow alum and have a great time! it is a clean show fyi. Check out "Star Knight presents: Light Blue Stand Up Comedy" https://t.co/iBG7oICJxZ @Eventbrite

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@Jeff_Ermann Not sure why any of them would leave early. Look how much playing time Fernando, Jalen, Diamond Stone, etc are getting. You only go to college once. Enjoy being a big fish in a little pond while you can.

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If 7M fewer people are now getting stimulus checks, why is the total bill still $1.9T? Rhetorical question of course.

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Latest ride share app Pick You Up #AtHomeVideos

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Latest ride share app Pick You Up

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i don't normally wade into political waters but i got a campaign video being run by Kim Klacik, black Republican woman from Baltimore running for Congress.
Coincidently in the Baltimore Sun today was an open about it which i feel is very balanced, not attacking.

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Every time governor Gavin Newsom says ‘foundational’ I do a shot. I have developed a serious drinking problem since the pandemic started. #foundational.

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My next comedy show! Go online today to get tickets. It will be the best $9 you ever spent.

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here is a tribute to Dayton, OH, written when i moved there from Los Angeles in the 90's. hope you like it! https://t.co/BX52MkoCnp, @thefoxradio925, @953theeagle, @WileysDayton

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In Dayton by Steve Guentner https://t.co/BX52MkoCnp via @YouTube
This is a tribute to moving from Los Angeles to Dayton, Oh. Hope you enjoy it @bobandtom
#Dayton

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In Dayton by Steve Guentner https://t.co/BX52MkoCnp via @YouTube
This is a homage to moving from Los Angeles to Dayton Ohio.

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here is my next show @LAterps. Hope you can come. It will be a very funny show!

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@gbenzie Hope it is rewarding!

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@conservmillen That is funny!

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@gbenzie @eventbrite We are going to the Caribbean. Want to trade?