Slightly Saintly Simon.

A Saintly sort, mostly #PUSB

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Thankfully Spain have scored, Argentina deserve absolutely nothing, they and are a stain on this #worldcup

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Referee man utd game is an absolute disgrace #cheat #bribe #pathetic #premierleague #sky

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@TravelodgeUK can you fuck off sending me emails for different dates that im looking for, at £31 a night i keep looking...

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Knocked me glasses off cheering on the Philippines #WorldCupOfDarts

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#PORESP #itv your commentators are crap..

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#MOTD Mr Lineker a legend....

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#livvsars if anyone is wondering why people dislike Liverpool, just listen to when one of there own gets the ball... #Shame

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#PUSB slow laboured a poor first half.

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#pusb #awesome #ccfc #coventry lucky to have been able to watch him.

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@Tenpin_Bowling any chance you can teach the boys that work here how to pour #Guinness #coventry they didn't seem to want to take my advice #attitude

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Human reproduction is commonly portrayed as a gigantic marathon swimming event in which the fastest, fittest sperm wins the race and prize of fertilising the egg. The notion that human sperm once ejaculated, begin a frantic race to reach the egg has completely overshadowed the real story of reproduction.
A 2020 study revealed that in fact there is a communication system between the EGG and sperm. The egg has the ability to repel certain sperm with a molecular mechanism causing them to swim slower and also attract certain sperm by releasing a chemoattractant helping them move faster. Cervical mucus called L- Mucus helps filter out any low quality sperm.
In the study Fitzpatrick is quoted "Follicular fluid from one female was better at attracting sperm from one male, while follicular fluid from another female was better at attracting sperm from a different male…. This shows that interactions between human eggs and sperm depend on the specific identity of the women and men involved."
Once the egg makes the choice and the sperm begins to penetrate the egg, the egg then releases a chemical response that causes all of the other sperm's heads to pop off. Yep, mass decapitation. ⠀
And to keep things in perspective, the male sperm is the smallest cell in the human body while the female egg is the largest.

📄:Fitzpatrick, J. L. et al 2020 chemical signals from eggs facilitate cryptic female choice in humans Proc. R. Soc.

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Here we go again ##PUSB never easy..

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Have it #PUSB

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@Morrisons and another #rubbish

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@Morrisons where's the custard #sad #letdown

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@robertmdaws @partridge1971 He couldn't handle Regis, all in the picture only one person worried..

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Loving the new #LinkinPark songs thinking people not quite understanding.. song titles people..

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Honestly how much rum and coke #butlins #RIPOFF #MINEHEAD

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Busy day achieving nothing, running in circles...

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Another win #PUSB