Suzanne Publicover

Sorry, we thought for a second you were a huge bird knocking on the door.

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

"He entered the conference room, where crullers from Dunkin’ Donuts waited on a side table." https://t.co/OllhOckFVQ

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Like you know that’s a pouch of applesauce. Grow up. Also you guys have never once stopped a terrorist attack. Move on.

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

@dieworkwear Also runs into spread collars vs button down collars/sports shirts and folks interchanging which should be worn with/without a tie and subsequently a suit coat.

[Eva Palmer @Eva_Palmer]

We need to shut down the kitchens of the Democratic Party until we can figure out what’s going on.

[Mimi Montgomery @mimi_montgom]

Tatte Trapezoid >>> Bermuda Triangle

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

“Excuse me, where’s the mug shot?”

“Literally everyone will be posting it”

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

@acheung19 don’t care, didn’t ask

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

@clhubes We’ve done diaper and pet food donations - two things my kids understand and they get excited to bring to drop off and the attendees can bring something

[Matthew Perpetua @perpetua]

I love signs like this at small businesses that imply some complicated behind the scenes drama or power struggle and appeal to a core clientele who may be genuinely hype that Mark's back

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

@hello__caitlin It’s always like the direct to video sequel but never the original. At my grandparents beach house we inexplicably had Cheaper by the Dozen 2.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Well he better get fucking big on it

https://t.co/4gmLUkYtOZ

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

@americamag 9

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

@lingerie_addict @RoseDGWrites And society doesn’t value handiwork that women do. When it’s a man he’s an ~artisan~. But a woman “does crafts”.

[Eleanor #DCStatehood Holmes Norton @EleanorNorton]

DC residents, a majority of whom are Black and Brown, are capable and worthy of governing themselves.

Republicans, who were not elected by DC residents and do not represent DC in Congress, should keep their #HandsOffDC.

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

@irishmexi I hope not 😬

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

Pork store erasure

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

@victoriaedel Jerry Seinfeld!

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

@Milwaukette I’m crying at this gif

[Suzanne Publicover @sgpublicover]

@gwenbrina @fatgirlinohio And an ER doc!