Sarah Granda

Americas sweetheart out here living the dream 🦋✨💗

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

My mom was really feeding us home cooked meals every single day. Younger me didn’t realize just how much work that was or how lucky we were.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Recession indicator: fuck a dollar, nothing costs FIVE dollars anymore. Coffee is $6. A sandwich is $12. Round trip on the subway is $6. The dollar menu is gone. Hyperinflation is already here.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Fun fact: Working in the kitchens at Cheesecake Factory will get you hired at any Michelin star restaurant in the world. They make everything in that encyclopedia ass menu from scratch, so if you can thrive working at The Cheesecake Factory, you have all the cooking skills that a chef will ever need. Most GMs will hire you on the spot if you show up with that on your CV.

[Praise @tufpraise]

What do you mean accused when you have the pics right there Imao

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

She’s a domestic violence survivor who thought her neighbor was being hurt when she heard the screams, repeatedly tried to get her attention, and called the cops as a last resort. The fault is with the cops. Not someone who tried to do what they thought was saving their neighbor

[THE SNEAK DISS SNEAKER PODCAST @the_sneakdiss]

I’m tired of athletes talking about why athletes really aren’t as rich as we think.

You touched $7 million and bought your parents a $3 million dollar house? You’re dumb.

[Air @ayoair]

Yall think this is funny but it’s truly sad. A man could literally be dying and still have enough energy to sexually assault a woman trying to save his life.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I’m going to think about this tweet forever

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more.
That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

[Leland @ItsLeland]

This is where I disagree with the right. Comedy is subjective. It’s either all allowed or nothing is allowed. Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of tea. You can’t laugh at George Floyd jokes and be mad over Charlie Kirk jokes.

[Madeline⚢🏳️‍⚧️ @CatgirlMadeline]

Hey so this is literally how nazi germany was able to create a genocide: painting all jews as terrorists to justify capturing and murdering them. This is literally what’s happening right now to trans people in America and anyone who opposes the trump administration

[nuno 💍 @metmidnights]

a woman who has harmed nobody among murderers, pedophiles, and genocidal men. guess who gets the most hate on the list?

[Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis @CarrieCnh12]

Most reef sharks and rays are nocturnal, and all are sensitive to sound and vibration and he has them in a shallow pool (with no visible feeding hatch), with bright white lights in the floor for people to walk over them which would cause immeasurable...this is animal abuse.

[I am no longer a father. @killahBEENbee]

No federally mandated paid parental leave, daycare $2k/month for a newborn, can of milk $60, groceries up 20%, can’t afford a home (space) , and can’t go to college. oh and can’t go to the doctor if unemployed. and you fake ass confused.

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

i can't fucking believe that Taylor Swift also has a song about this

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

she was at work at an amazon warehouse. she left her car running with the AC on, apparently the child turned it off and couldn’t get it back on. this child died in an amazon warehouse parking lot because her mother couldn’t afford childcare. the USA is a tragedy

[sylvia jackson @seasylvia2005]

This is absolutely horrific. How can we call ourselves civilised when we torture innocent beings like this.....😭😭😭

[hunter @3gpmh]

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Need someone like this to run in 2028 not even joking.