Sam

In love with life and my wife.

[Sam @sgrobnson]

Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET ALL OVER THESE NICE HARDWOOD FLOORS FRANCIS

[Sam @sgrobnson]

Why do straight friends always pretend their babies are dating each other?

[Sam @sgrobnson]

@Cbrooke2112 Probably a lot more… we just haven’t been caught

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This new commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.

[Sam @sgrobnson]

Oh cool..this explains a lot @Cbrooke2112

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

when people talk about how they can’t drink caffeine like 6+ hours before bed because they’d be so wired i always thought it was SO weird because i could drink it up until the minute i went to sleep and have no issues and i never felt *wired* and then i learned i have adhd

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell was THIS?

[The Vampire Lestat @AMCsAnneRice]

Come on in.
#InterviewWithTheVampire, arriving Fall 2022.

[Sam @sgrobnson]

@CrankGameplays I feel attacked.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dogecoin is the people’s crypto

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

ur welcome

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

If I had to choose between buying a lottery ticket and #Dogecoin .....I would buy #Dogecoin. But please dont ask me to choose between it and anything else 😁😁😁

[Loudy @LoudyGeee]

Robin Hood is now allowing purchases on #dogecoin #dogearmy BUY!!!

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

Maybe Another 100K Retweets Will Make #dogecoin Rise Again. 🌎🚀🌕

[Jessica @Jessiejames_221]

I'm buying and holding on @elonmusk #dogecoin 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌙🌙🌙🌙

[Sam @sgrobnson]

@natalia_taylor_ Of course not! Mine is turquoise and my wife’s is a moonstone!