BrianW

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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@RussGShack @Royals Every day is a new opportunity to abandon this indie league promotional horseshit

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@RobM816 @Royals Post your phone number. They’ll call you directly.

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@Dirk81062301 @Royals @kcroyalstv This is the worst take yet

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@EmilAllie @Royals @kcroyalstv Damn. Maybe this event should have a coordinator.

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@SportsCenter @danorlovsky7 What a devilishly handsome BUFFOON

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@janae_sergio Hair too loud. Cannot hear anything dress may be saying.

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@20th_Centurygal No Code. PJ.

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@AB84 Ignored religious zealots who suggest trusting their fairy lord was the key to healing instead of self-reliance

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@janae_sergio How many VSOs would be sufficient by your standards? If 280 (which seems like quite a lot!) isn’t enough, how do you quantify your target number? What does that formula look like?

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@Akifx Too few people have an appropriately-developed sense of shame

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@janae_sergio Show your work, or stop using a made up number that feels good to you

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@janae_sergio So…your special number is 44 now? Do you have any verifiable information to support this figure, or are you just adding noise to this discussion? Sensationalizing an issue like veteran suicide only serves to weaken the cause to correct it.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Diff’rent Strokes was the most terrifying show that ever had a laugh track.

[Meghan Murphy @MeghanEMurphy]

I can't believe I'm hearing this. Is everyone hearing this?? NOW PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME IN MY COMMENTS EVERY TIME I SAY EXACTLY THIS YOU RETARDED CANADIAN PROPAGANDA TOOLS.

It's not a vaccine. It was never a vaccine. It did not stop infection. https://t.co/YvIRsF8jbi

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@MitchSchwartz71 @crackbagg @BigNickEnergy33 @vincenzolandino Since you played for the Chefs…

if there’s a guy who deserves to get hit in the face more than Rashee Rice, let us know.

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@probablyabot83 @Steven_Hyden Fools

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Thursday Night Football is tight again. Tremendous production value. What a fucking show. Michaels and Herbstreit just the best in the business. Made tonight’s tough game supremely watchable.

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@ConlanA890 @BBQChiefs You’d have to win a SB or two to keep up with her Botox and implants budget

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@Daily_Chiefs_ Criss-cross applesauce at Culver’s; can’t get up from the table until he’s eaten all his big boy burger (it’s for his strong muscles); and no choccy custard until he wipes his runny eyes and nose. Kevin is mommy’s big, brave boy.