I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
Nah, because deep down I want the entire gaming industry to collapse into dust because some of you motherfuckers deserve NOTHING.
Every time a corporation announces some new anti-consumer bullshit, y'all start clapping like trained seals that just got tossed a frozen fish.
When you're 84 years old and hospitalized for two weeks, it generally means you don't come home.
...and when you're a deep state politician, it usually means you're already on ice, but still casting votes until someone notices.