ashley

be good or be good at it 😉

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Socialism is the fire department saving your house.

Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m usually not one to start conspiracy theories but someone or something is controlling Elmo in this recent video

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Jessica Knapik ✨ @JessicaKnapik]

Paid off my car loan 13 months early and my credit score dropped FIFTY points. This country is a joooooke 🤡🎪🔥

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

urgent care is an insane name for a place that doesn't show any urgency or care

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

In unit washer and dryer? She got money.

[nikita @poohthebear0]

not a single nonchalant bone in my body, I see the sky change color and I’m jumping like a fool

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

beauty always finds a way

[JØRDYN @ayeejordynn]

Ya’ll don’t even dig up information for your local politicians the way ya’ll do for a love island cast

[eva𓃠 @vilanelle_]

ne eksik ne fazla tam da söyle oluyo aq

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Dolce @daily_dolce]

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