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Stay on the outside of all the “cultures”, “communities”, “-ism”. It brings a resounding feeling of peace. 🎮🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇧🇨🇦

[Coolest Monkey In The Jungle 🐒 @sh_mallows]

This button is the real MVP. I can have an opinion without having to be dragged into conversations I don't care to have.

If you've ever replied to me, trust I haven't seen it.

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@EyeSwear They probably still think she look too brown tbh.

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@BayOfWulf @milktst He really brings that shit up every chance he gets. He’s so proud of it.

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@the_moral_abc Tale a nap for an hour

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@rdvelveties I played Mina the Hollower for 2 hours yesterday. Pretty good game so far.

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@Dexerto Reminds me of when French people started eating Egyptian mummies. What a psychotic group of individuals.

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@quinnsreads Read for 5 minutes. If you feel like reading more, read more. If you don’t look at your phone and don’t beat yourself up that you didn’t read for longer.

[pattern recognition test @patternrecoggni]

pattern recognition test

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Just got Mina the Hollower. Yacht Club Games fucking tricked me into playing a soulslike, goddammit! Why does every fucking game need to be a soulslike nowadays!!

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I wonder how recent film school grads working as production assistants or at Starbucks feel seeing the 2 biggest movies in theatres right now are by a film school dropout and a 20 year old who got scooped up before he could even apply to film school?

Are they inspired or upset?

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@silverEEPS I’m sure it’s great! You’re inspiring me to draw some nsfw again. Once I finally pick the stylus up and draw anything, maybe nsfw will follow.

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@5kitch The last online game I played was Fall Guys because getting good at it was insanely easy. I hate how long the section where you’re ass at a game is. And if you come in late and everyone else already knows all the tricks? I don’t even bother.

[0hlivvy @0hlivvyalt]

“It’ll probably make me look the way i’m supposed to look” is a very ironic thing to say as a transphobe.

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@MattBors Put that last panel on a shirt and I’d buy it instantly.

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@Boxy512 @silverEEPS Seconded

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@todayyearsold Takes like 10 minutes to fire up my oven. I’m not doing all that for a single serving of chicken strips.

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@justalexoki CBD oil.

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@PopCrave Why was his leave denied? What could have possibly been so important? If I have time available it shouldn’t be denied without a good reason given. Pull that shit with boomers who enjoy working until they die.

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@UltraNosk I’m more annoyed that he didn’t mention in his fanfiction premise how this would work after Thor dies in Ragnarok.

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@Buffito_ Y’know what, he does look better like this. Kinda looks like one of those Bollywood period epics.

[Katja Herbers @katjaherbers]

Hayao Miyazaki's reaction when a team of developers showed him a demonstration of using generative Al for animation: