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A bit of blah never hurt anybody. #humour #goodlife #wordplay #currentaffairs #Maakasam

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

Your rejection is my greatest validation

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

Tagline for the G7 club?
Hum saat saath hain
#G7

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

He’s the world’s first trillionaire. My first million is still… up in the air.
#ElonMusk

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

Trump should rush to Chernobyl. It may be his best chance yet of winning a
Nobyl Prize.
#chernobyl

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Rather long but I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did:

I am an Indian,
and everyone says I lack civic sense.

They can burn streets,
and vandalize a city after a championship game.
I dance at an airport excited about my first foreign trip, and suddenly I am the face of poor civic sense.

I am an Indian,
and everyone says I steal jobs.

They move factories across oceans,
shift profits through tax havens.
I study, compete, earn a visa, work 18 hours a day, sometimes multiple jobs and somehow I am the one stealing jobs and scamming the system.

I am an Indian,
and everyone says I am everywhere.

I build your software,
treat your illness,
teach your children,
drive your taxis,
and open your stores.
The world became a village,
yet my presence remains a problem.

I am an Indian,
and everyone says I am too loud.

The evening news screams outrage.
The internet echoes with anger day and night.
I celebrate a wedding, a festival, a victory,
and I am told my joy is too loud.

I am an Indian,
and everyone says I smell of curry.

The world smells of gunpowder,
of hatred,
of division,
of endless arguments about race and religion.
I carry the fragrance of spices from my grandmother's kitchen,
and somehow that is what offends.

I am an Indian,
and everyone says I have no culture.

I come from a civilization that counted the stars
when much of the world was still learning maps.
I speak languages older than nations.
I celebrate hundreds of traditions,
yet I am told I have no culture.

I am an Indian,
and everyone says I am backward.

I send missions to the Moon.
I build vaccines for millions.
I run companies across continents.
Yet a viral video of one fool becomes evidence against a billion people.

I am an Indian.

I celebrate my favorite actor's success
with flowers, music, and a few glasses of milk.

Others worship influencers who sell outrage, turn every disagreement into a battlefield, and every opinion into a war.
Yet my celebration is the one that makes headlines.

I am an Indian,

and everyone says I gather in crowds.

We walk together in processions,
celebrating our faith, our culture, our traditions.

Everyone is welcome.
No shops are looted.
No neighborhoods are burned.
No one is threatened for thinking differently.

We sing.
We dance.
We pray.
And somehow our gathering becomes the problem.

I am an Indian,

and everyone says I bring my culture everywhere.

I light a lamp in a foreign land.
I wear a saree in the snow.
I teach my children the language of their grandparents.

Others build walls between neighbors,
argue endlessly over identity,
and forget where they came from.
Yet I am told I should leave my culture behind.

I am an Indian,

and everyone says I live in the past.

But my past gave me yoga,
mathematics, philosophy, meditation,
and the idea that the world is one family.

The future keeps borrowing from my past,
while telling me to be embarrassed by it.

I am an Indian,
and everyone says I should be ashamed.

Ashamed of my accent.
Ashamed of my food.
Ashamed of my festivals.
Ashamed of my traditions.
Ashamed of existing.

But I am not ashamed.

I am the child of farmers and philosophers,
scientists and saints, workers and dreamers.

*I come from a land that taught the world
that truth can be many-sided,
that all paths deserve respect,
and that the entire world is one family.*

*Yes, we have flaws. Every nation does.*

*But judge me by my actions, not by your stereotypes.*

For I am an Indian.

*And before you tell me what is wrong with me, look honestly at what you have normalized in yourself.*

For I am an Indian.

The world may mock my accent,
question my customs,
laugh at my celebrations,
and judge me through a thousand stereotypes.

*Yet I stand tall. For I belong to a civilization older than empires, a culture richer than prejudice, and a people whose spirit refuses to bend.*

For I am an Indian.

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

Pragg is crazy about chess.
You could call him a
chessnut.
#praggnananhaa #norway

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

The Cockroach Janta Party is trying to crash our setup.

Looks like there’s a bug in the system, and it keeps multiplying.
#CJP

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

From ban to no ban.
Bollygood, I say
#ranveersingh

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

Trump threatens to blow up Oman.
I guess the situation is a bit

Explosive
#oman

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

The number of times he’s out on parole
His prison cell should be converted to an Airbnb
#gurmeetsingh #RamRahim

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

If only they could reclaim waqf land with sane bravado
#delhigymkhanaclub

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

Time to rename Delhi Gymkhana to
दिल्ली व्यायामशाला संघ ?

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

@police_haryana this car is driving very very dangerously on the Mahipalpur Highway NH 8. Please do something before he causes an accident

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

From economy to eco-no-money

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

Trump’s takeaway from China?
Zero
Nada

Xi-lch
#USChinaSummit

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

Anant Ambani’s Mango ice cream?

Aam-bani 🥭
#vantaracreamery

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

Gold jewellery industry feeling the pinch?

AU OW

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

I’m not worried about energy shortages ever since I’ve switching from coffee to chocolate flavoured milk.

Boost is the secret of my energy!

[ShaBlah @sha_blah]

PM off on a 5-nation tour to secure energy needs.
We seem to have an energetic leader.
#modi

[Jude D @heyitsJudeD]

I think it's very unfair that I have to act like an adult just because I'm old!

[Abhijit Majumder @abhijitmajumder]

Michael Jackson’s ‘The Way You Make Me Feel’ set to Kerala’s Mohiniyattam dance style.
Amazingly innovative fusion. https://t.co/PvtVUDWWFe