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[shreða @sha_dra_ch]

For this authority has been given to you by the lord most high, he will examine what you've done and what you plan to do, you rule on behalf of God and his kingdom and if you do not govern justly,if you do not live according to God's will, you will suffer sudden and terrible

[shreða @sha_dra_ch]

@FabbyKate You actually should've listened to him

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

This is a simple test that you should carry out as a boyfriend.

Whenever your girlfriend is visiting, deliberately keep money somewhere that will be visible to her.

Make sure you count the money, and it should not all be the same denomination. Do not touch the money, and do not ask her to touch it either.

When she leaves, go and count the money.

If it's short, wait to see if she would tell you that she took some money from it and explain what she used it for.

Ideally, she's not supposed to touch the money if you didn't ask her to.

But give her the benefit of the doubt if she touches it without you asking her to.

If she doesn't tell you about it after she has left, carry out the same test again and again.

By the time she has done it more than 3 times, please know that you have not found a wife yet.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If your pastor introduces you to a lady, and is asking you to marry her.

Please be careful.

Your pastor fit don knack the girl before.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're free to argue this, but let me say it.

The best marriage to have as a man is a marriage where:

1. You're more educated and enlightened than your wife.

2. You're richer than your wife.

3. You're older than your wife.

4. Your wife is not from a family that depends on you for their survival.

5. Your wife is not religious and seldom keeps friends.

6. Your wife is a housewife or works where she still has time to be a present mother.

7. Your wife is from a stable home where the parents are still together, but it's not her mother that is the main provider or the one that calls the shot.

8. All her sisters (especially elder sisters) are married.

9. She spends time to teach the children and takes pride in their achievement.

10. She doesn't deprive you of sex and makes sure that her vagina and home is always clean for you.

11. She doesn't have an ex or she doesn't keep in touch with her exes.

12. She doesn't enable you as her husband and wishes to push you further than she has gotten to.

13. She puts you on your toes and you cannot afford to fail her because of the value that she brings to your life.

14. She knows that you have cheated on her, but turns a blind eye, as long as you're not rubbing it on her face and you put your family first in all thy doings.

15. She knows who you are, but will never use your secrets against you. And even if the marriage doesn't work out, she'll always speak good of you because she believes and trusts that you'll always speak good of her.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A woman will survive with or without you.

If you don't want to spend on her to better her life, she'll look for another mumu man that will do it for her.

Just make sure that you're not the mumu man.

End.

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

The money that has been stolen from Nigeria by politicians since 1999 can set up a new country with perfect infrastructure.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Networking will get you a job faster than your degree will.

[shreða @sha_dra_ch]

@jon_d_doe Ahhh, Agba. Somebody's monthly salary 😭. Not expensive

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Let me say this to married men.

If you lose your job and you have some savings that you want to use to start a business so as to sustain your family.

Please do not invest in your wife's business with the hope that it would bring in more money to be sustaining the home.

Go and look for something to do with your savings to be providing for your family by yourself.

You don't invest in your wife's business when you do not have yours.

Unless she is willing to make you a share holder and have control over what happens in the business.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Isn't it amazing to see young Nigerians making legitimate 100k, 200k, 300k, 500k, 1m every two weeks from X?

But your lazy ass say na yahoo and olosho be your calling.

Name: Cecelia Rochester.

Location: Nigeria

Or you're selling nudes online.

"place the camera down"

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

To be honest, I didn't enjoy the match.

For me, it's the worst world cup final that I have ever seen.

One sided football match, bad tackles and irresponsible behavior on the side of Argentina.

They couldn't take their defeat with humility.

Fighting like street urchins.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

My TL is interesting today.

90% of the posts that I have been seeing are from mutual followers.

And e don tey wey I see una posts.

Downside:

Big accounts that you follow but are not following you back may seldom see your posts on the TL.

Hence, they may not be able to repost, quote of comment on your posts.

So now you'll learn to appreciate those that are following you.

Take advantage of it.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear Agbafians,

Please stop changing your dps as if you're changing your underwears.

I recognize you more with your dp than your handle name.

Some of you rarely comment on my posts but like it or repost, & we are mutuals.

Why do you think I followed you back?

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Foolish woman with BBL and two failed marriages is telling the world that 100s of men are in her DM wanting to "date" her.

The mumu no know say dem wan collect their share and perceive the smell of her smelling BBL.

Some women too mumu.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

End.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

My mom told me 'Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion.... You just serve a false god'
I haven’t been the same since.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear young men,

Especially those of you between the ages of 27-33 and are still single.

This is how you know that you may have found your wife:

1. She's highly interested in what you do legitimately for a living, actively trying to encourage you to build your career or business, and always looking out for other opportunities for you.

2. If you live alone, she takes initiatives without being told by observing your home and trying to buy things she knows you need to live a better life in preparation for marriage.

3. She will hardly ask you for money, not because she doesn't need it, but because it's easy for her to get money from other men. And she knows that taking money from other men is an "invitation to treat", and can destroy her relationship with you. And she wouldn't want to make you feel that she's with you for your money, too.

4. When you give her money to do certain things, either for you or for her, she'll try to give you an account of how she spent the money.

5. She keeps boundaries with your friends and doesn't try to compare you with them. Rather, she would look out for that friend whom she observes has your best interests at heart, and encourage you to stay close to him.

6. She will not use sex as a weapon in the relationship, neither would she use it as a bargaining chip.

7. She actively gives you updates on how her day went, and she doesn't come to your house with her phone on silent mode or airplane mode.

8. She will try to abide by how you like her to dress, and she'll listen to you when you caution her about certain behavior that you do not like.

9. She'll actively want you to know her siblings and show interest in and respect for your siblings as well.

10. She'll not hold back if you ask her to lend you money, if she has it. But you, the man, must keep to your words when paying her back.

11. She'll bend many rules for you, but you should not take undue advantage of it.

12. She'll stress you sometimes, and test you in as many ways as possible. She's doing all that to see how well you can lead her, and how well you can control your emotions or anger.

13. She'll make mistakes. But you should use it as a teaching moment for her. If you don't judge her too harshly, she'll start to listen to you more. When you make a woman trust you with her vulnerability, she'll overlook some of your excesses.

14. She'll actively seek your validation and yours alone; whatever you say is good for her, she will accept it. And she won't care what the world says or feels about her.

15. She will not force you to be religious, but she will actively observe whether you respect God, because a man without God may not be a good leader.

If you have a lady that can do at least 10 out of the 15, you may have found your wife.

And remember, when you choose your wife, you have chosen your destiny.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

One of the ways that you show love to your wife is by paying her back the debt which you owe her.

When it comes to finances in the home, your wife is naturally not supposed to participate in it.

But we know the economy is tough and women also work and earn.

You as a man and her husband should not let that stop you from doing what you're naturally supposed to do.

If you can't pay her all of it, pay in parts.

Always have at the back of your mind that you're more likely to die before your wife.

And when you're gone, your wife will take over, raise your children, and handle the finances. Even if you die without any tangible estate or inheritance.

She will not follow you to the grave, and life must go on.

If your wife earns money, be grateful to God for that, because you can always rely on her when you're down financially.

Relying on your wife is not the same as depending on your wife for survival.

However, you don't allow it to get to your head.

If you relax because your wife is helping you financially, sooner or later, you may see disrespect and possible cheating.

Because according to you, both of you are one.

Yes, you're one but both of you have different roles to play in the marriage.

She cannot be playing her roles and playing yours as well and you expect her to be happy.

Pay your wife the debt you owe her, and maintain your respect and submission.

Do all you can to preserve your source of livelihood and don't take unnecessary risks simply because you think your wife got your back.

And the truth is, you'll always owe your wife.

Even when you die.

End.

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

We have two female NYSC corps members serving in our Office.

One is very friendly. She greets everyone, gets along with the staff, and people genuinely enjoy working with her.

The other can be quite rude. Staff members complain about her attitude regularly.

They’ll be passing out soon, and our boss asked HR to evaluate them because he wants to retain only one person.

The rude one is exceptionally smart. She joined the marketing department and has already closed a deal, while the friendly one is still learning and trying to figure out the job.

If they retain the rude one, she’ll likely produce great results, but her attitude is a major concern.

HR asked everyone for their opinion. Out of 10 staff members, 8 said they shouldn’t retain her. One person even volunteered to train the friendly one. 😂

Character is everything.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

As I was driving home this evening, I was tuned into Naija Info FM.

They were discussing one's source of joy in marriage.

Then listeners were calling in.

Then I remembered one time, I was asking my lovely wife how she felt about me handling this page and coming here every day.

This was way before I monetized my page.

"Sweetie, I used to have a silent problem with it because I know how wicked people can be on social media. But after some time, I observed that you were getting some form of fulfillment from it.

Especially when you tell me about how you were able to do this and that for people you do not even know.

I concluded that you were happy doing it, and you still did not neglect our needs, and you are mostly at home as well.

I also stopped complaining about your going out almost every evening to relax and have some beer.

Even though I know that sometimes you go there to flirt with women, I just overlook it because you have been very careful not to bring shame or disrespect to us as your family.

You have grown and learnt a lot from your mistakes.

And you do not have most of your closest friends in the country anymore."

Those were the exact words of my lovely wife.

I sat down and thought about what she said for a while, and realized how truthful she was, and how open-minded she was towards expressing herself.

She was right.

I recall one time, I taught about the source of joy.

And I did say that men should not make their wives or children their only source of joy.

Because for women, they can hurt you deeply, and if she's your only source of joy, you may not have the courage to walk away when you should have.

For the children, they will not always be with you. A time will come when they leave the house to be on their own. They will visit at intervals, but it will no longer be an everyday affair.

I have also taken time to understand my wife's sources of joy aside from being a good wife, a good mother, and a homemaker.

She derives joy from watching movies in her free time and listening to educational and health content.

For that reason, I always make sure that there is no shortage of data in the home.

Every married person needs to have a source of joy or fulfillment.

You must find something that brings you special happiness when being married sometimes weighs you down.

When you feel that you have given your all and you just want to run away, don't give up.

When you feel that your efforts or sacrifices are not being reciprocated or appreciated, please understand that sometimes marriage can be overwhelming.

You need to find something else to do to add extra value to your life, and by extension, to society at large.

End.