shaebaby

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[shaebaby @shaaaekr]

He then proceeded to ask me if he should hang out with one of them rn.. like??? @elipet21

[shaebaby @shaaaekr]

Eli just called me at work to inform me that he has discovered there is more to life than sitting poolside in cabo with only fans girls… he discovered this by sitting poolside in cabo with only fans girls 🤨 @elipet21

[shaebaby @shaaaekr]

My favorite power couple everybody

[Michael Bick @michael_bick_]

Bad news for my enemies. I woke up this morning.

[shaebaby @shaaaekr]

life is so peaceful when the 15 people usually drunk at my lake house are drunk at a different lake house (kinda miss ‘‘em tho)

[tw4hunnid @tw4hunnid]

Ain’t fucking lying

[shaebaby @shaaaekr]

I agree hate that bitch

[Eli Pettway 🧟‍♂️ @elipet21]

Y do so many ppl like Shae?? Weirdo. Fuck that bitch.

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

HEY I AM ALISON WONDERLAND AND TONIGHT I AM GOING TO FUCK HARD SUMMER UP ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

[Julia Glum @SuperJulia]

I’ve been watching this guy on TikTok gradually build an eel pit (exactly what it sounds like) under his house for months now, and tomorrow he is FINALLY going to add the eels. gonna be a huge day for me

[☆MIA☆ @miabarochiere]

OR MAYBE THIS THING WAS A MASTERPIECE TIL U TORE IT ALL UP

[trish @ultragloss]

hot girls at coffee shops be like “do you guys have oat milk”

[ᏦℰℕℕᎽ @KennTheSky]

I don’t work with customers anymore but this is the one

[shaebaby @shaaaekr]

@miabarochiere Imagine Queen Elizabeth on Twitter

[shaebaby @shaaaekr]

Mia: “she’s not on Twitter is she”
Me: “who?”
Mia: “Queen Elizabeth” @miabarochiere

[☆MIA☆ @miabarochiere]

@shaaaekr You still have yet to answer the question

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

It feels like One Dance and Controlla outside

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i have been thinking about this for days

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Pizza Party 🍕

[☆MIA☆ @miabarochiere]

Steven referring to Jesus Christ as “the most popular guy in the universe”