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sorry I risky business slid into your grandmas funeral; successfully poached an egg on 5/17/19

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@AcnhEvermore @TheOfficeSWM Wouldn’t be shocked if this tweet was scheduled ahead of time.

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@DAMNJUHL Oh shit sorry I forgot I stole your card.

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Chuck trying to figure out how to read #insidethenba @NBAonTNT

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@20thCPlumbob It’s sims 3 Adventureland my dude

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@kendall_farina One time a dude pissed on the floor at my bar in front of my brother and then bro bro decided to get back at him by pissing all over his car before he left.

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@kendall_farina 👁👄👁

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@Deja_fatima It’s important to talk about this shit publicly. You never know where you’ll find someone close who’s recovering. Let me know if you ever need support.

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[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

Bisexual energy is having to take two trips worth of beverages to your desk.

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@grimcookies_ HOW.

[Cat 🌲🍁🌾 @CatGrrrce]

Men’s jeans style names: Blue Pant (long)
Women’s jeans style names: Supermodel Cheeky 90’s Girlboss Boyfriend Booty Blaster Stovepipe Skinnies

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@kendall_farina Those JEANS 😦😍

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@Runza I don’t give a flyin fuck I’ll donate to a Kickstarter for this shit. Make it happen runza. All day brekkie runzas with hashbrowns.

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I wish I could tell you the dreams I have of you

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@IC_ActivityLog Hey I know that guy

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forever

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@_DaniBeck

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@matchu_chutrain Deserved.

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@kendall_farina Yes the FUCK YOU ARE