hear me out: every house should have two dishwashers so that instead of putting clean dishes away you can just use them and then put them in the other dishwasher until it’s full and ready to be washed and then repeat
I don’t know who needs to hear this tonight but the phrase is “COULDN’T care less”, if you “could care less” that means you DO CARE because you have room to CARE LESS THAN YOU CURRENTLY DO WHY IS ENGLISH SO HARD ITS YOUR ONLY LANGUAGE CHAD SKJCKSKCK
if you can’t see a future with him on a boat, drinking beer, drunkenly pulling your infant children on a tube across the lake why are you even with him sis