shan🍒

H💕 • stressed, depressed and underdressed • PROTECT THE DOLLS • 🇵🇸

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

I desperately need something new to watch so I stop watching the same three shows on repeat all of the time

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

Everyone talks about how lucky Colin Jost is to bag a baddie like Scar Jo, but what about it being the other way around???? I fucking love him so much

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

I’ve been in ldn for 16 hours and a blank street matcha has not yet touched my lips, im dying

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

Keir Starmer is actually a plant created by the Tories to ensure Labour are never voted in ever again, right?

[koda @itsayreamon]

you have to be too chronically online to be excited for this

[Nexx @evil_scott]

He also rapes kids, pedo style

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

what’s crazy is I’m starting to remember seeing her on the block…

[Sam @SamMufc7]

No way 😂

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘24 JUMP STREET’ is officially announced.

“It took so long to make we had to skip one.”

[caoimhe @lovinqmount]

you raped a woman so violently that her tampon was lodged inside of her uterus & it had to be removed with forceps. shut the fuck up

[𝙅𝙊𝙎𝙃 𝙕𝙀𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 @ZerkaaHD]

Mum and Dad for real this time 💙

[Owain @orhunt]

dude could wear the hell out of a hat

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ and ‘Ted Lasso’ actor Anthony Head has died at the age of 72.

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

Losing weight is great but also taxing. Wdym I’ve just thrown out half of my closet cuz none of it fits me anymore

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

Started watching Adults and fallen even more in love with Jack Innanen which I didn’t think was possible

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

Where can a girl get some good cargo trousers from ffs

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

Sick in bed so the only correct course of action is to watch The Parent Trap

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

I love Temptation Island because I love watching men cry and being held accountable for their actions !!!

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

Can an American send me some of the Creamy Coconut Dr Pepper. It’s impossible to get in the UK without finding a dodgy American sweet shop or paying £30 for delivery

[shan🍒 @shaanf_]

Instagram please stop suggesting I add my ex-manager who sexually harassed me and still magically works for the company.