Sarah Marie

I love/live to laugh.

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

It’s strange how they keep getting older and I still stay the same age... 🤣😂🤣

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

@BlazerRamon Thicker than a snickers😍

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

This is a bad time for seasonal allergies...

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

To be continued...

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

I miss music videos. Who doesn’t want to run through a mall destroying shit while singing some teen angst song?!

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

@GentlemenDrake Lol yeah I’m gonna give them a chance to make an offer.. we shall see

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

I tried to quit today and she countered my resignation with a pay match... I panicked and said I’ll think about it. How do you ghost a boss that won’t let you go? I’m so bad at break ups...

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

@lysmarias2 Don’t do it if you’re not ready, that’s really OKAY. Who tf wants to bring anything into what this world looks like right now anyways? But if you do, you’ll find the right balance for yourself so it doesn’t feel like you sacrificed all that much. And WE love you!

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

Back at it again

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

When someone tries to spit bullshit, I respond in ugly GIFs 😂🤣

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

He said he had a headache and thought cutting his hair would alleviate the pain. 😩 someone come get this kid. #longassfoot

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

Get you a best friend that brings you tapsilog from Ruby’s when you’re hungover. Ride or die, right there! 😍😍

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

He said “I wish I had this meme two days ago” 😂🤣

[mark normand @marknorm]

I’m surprised no one in the UFC has gotten desperate and tried tickling.

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

I told my work husband the next time I’m crabby to just give me chocolate, so before he even approached my desk today he gave me a Hershey’s Kiss. 🤣😂 I’ve trained him well.

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

Shaved my legs too fast for that dose of Vitamin D and took out a chunk of skin in the process. All I had to cover it with was a bugs bunny band aid. #momswag

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

So much of history has been whitewashed for the sake of making it palatable for white consumption that we are starting to perpetuate things that are not only misconceptions, but outright lies.

A lot of what you're told about protests, MLK, etc. is wrong.

A thread.

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

@CheetoSantino Grampa Chevy Van... the classic gang bang

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

Love may not be convenient, but it really shouldn’t be that difficult. Either you got it or you don’t.

[Sarah Marie @shaarahh]

They keep me from completely shutting down these days