Sharon

Butterface.

[Sharon @shabba414]

As it's now more than 5 years since my last surgery, my annual travel insurance policy has just gone from £490 to £46 🙃

[Sharon @shabba414]

@UsiBenno @OfficialPLT @EvriQueriesTeam Nice theory Usi, but the next working day would have been Monday. So even then it was still late. But thanks for your input 🙄

[Sharon @shabba414]

Let me get this straight. I pay £2.99 on Friday to get next day deliver on a @OfficialPLT parcel. @EvriQueriesTeam deliver it on Tuesday afternoon, and I have to pay £1.49 to return an item that was too late to be used? Joke.

[Alexandra Francisco @ByAlFrancisco]

I’ve never had so much fomo for anything in my life

[Vinny Grappa @VincenzoGrappa]

A sound recording was taken of 125 decibels in Boston last night - 55 second into the Scottish National anthem. When confirmed it would make it the loudest noise recording at a World Cup tournament game. VG.

[Joe Bangles CBE @JoeBangles11]

THIS is how to sing an anthem. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Sharon @shabba414]

For the past 3 mornings my partners little boy has woken me up at 6am by kissing the end of my nose. Now I'm home and I kind of missed my early wake up call.

[Sharon @shabba414]

Got told today that I have quite the shelf on me these days, and i'm going to be riding that high for a while 🍑

[Sharon @shabba414]

My neighbour reminds me when to take my bins out, then brings them back in. Every single week. What an angel.

[Sharon @shabba414]

I don't think planes should board by group, i think you should board by: window seats, middle, aisle. Done.

[Sharon @shabba414]

I relate to so many of @DermotKennedy's lyrics, but none as much as "I don't know nothing 'bout tomorrow, I barely know about today" cos same mate.

[Sharon @shabba414]

I dropped a patients clipboard directly onto my toe yesterday and i'm pretty confident it's broken.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10

[Sharon @shabba414]

There's a man on the plane who took the most worn looking surgical mask out of his pocket, put it on inside out and upside down and sat down infront of me 😷

[Sharon @shabba414]

It always amazes me that every time i'm at the airport it seems to be most people's first ever day on earth.

[Sharon @shabba414]

On our first holiday together I asked my (ex parachute regiment) boyfriend if he was ok with flying 🫠

[Sharon @shabba414]

My boyfriend gave me a compliment the other day which started with "you're almost 40..." and i'm not sure he understands what a compliment is.

[Sharon @shabba414]

The Scrubs reboot has made my heart so happy 🥰

[Sharon @shabba414]

I met Eric Dane once, and he was the loveliest man. I'm very sad he died.

[Sharon @shabba414]

A guy I "dated" still pops up as nosying at my social media over a year later, and I'm not sure he knows that I know.