Hoosier uhhhh 🏆🏆🏆

Hoosiers undaunted. Louisville Cardinals born & raised. Boston Red Sox enjoyer. Lamar Jackson is my goat. Kendrick Lamar bodied that pedo.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Republicans: Don't vote by mail!

Also Republicans: WHY ARE THERE MORE DEMOCRATS VOTING BY MAIL!!! IT'S CHEATING!!

[Noah @antibearthesis]

Bank of America investors after holding the stock up for 20 years

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

She’s worth almost ten million dollars on a 174k salary. Ask yourself where that came from.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.

[maria @goldgloveceddy]

craig you better hang up the fucking phones

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Data centers get a full pass but we can't have wind or solar power because of how it RUINS THE LANDSCAPE

[Alex @Alexzachary305]

Sox have to fire Breslow immediately. You cannot let him handle the trade deadline

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Hotels be like, “It’s $145 a night and you’re staying two nights, so that brings your total to $850.”

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[big purr @mankattan]

Im scared Trump won’t get boo’d loudly enough at MSG because most ppl who were able to get tickets are millionaires

[Hunter Weiss @Hunter_Weiss]

Rich people love saying shit like this after they’ve made $100s of millions

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Obama never ran away in the middle of an interview.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

he eat her phone, that’s a data byte

[Warren @swd2]

So they’ll get Mexican stem cell treatments to not age but wouldn’t take a vaccine to save their neighbors lives?

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

Craig Breslow walking into tonight’s unscheduled post-game meeting with John Henry and Sam Kennedy:

[ethical hater @frostedtakes_]

Drake fans tell history like North Korea

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The Top 1% of U.S. earners now have more wealth than the entire middle class, per WSJ

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Please don't forget the Trump family is barred from ever running another charity in NY because they stole from a Children's Cancer Charity. A F**KING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY!