Wendy

The more you know, the less you need

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump: While you obsess over my genes, your Admin is conducting DNA tests on little kids because you ripped them from their mamas & you are too incompetent to reunite them in time to meet a court order. Maybe you should focus on fixing the lives you're destroying.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

CALIFORNIA FRIENDS - DON'T BE A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE TODAY!!! TEXT VOTECA to 90975 TO FIND YOUR VOTING LOCATION!!! GO!!!!

[Wendy @shabbsies]

Battle of the Wildcats! Go #KStateMBB #EMAW

[Wendy @shabbsies]

#KStateMBB already playing like they don’t want to win. Come on guys, put up some points already!

[Wendy @shabbsies]

@adri_cupcakee Beautiful, lady! 😍

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. -Charles Darwin. The world is getting browner and gayer, so everyone needs to hop on board, or go live in a hole.

[Wendy @shabbsies]

@CHVRCHES 🎵good intentions never good enough🎶 🔥💯🙌🏼 can’t wait for album to drop already!!! ❤️

[Wendy @shabbsies]

I just bought my first @audible_com because I can't read good.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Let’s remember that the key to winning back our country and its dignity resides in special elections and in the 2018 midterms. What happened in Virginia and Alabama can happen in less red states and with more volume and more women. We can do this, and it will be fucking awesome.

[Jeff Flake @JeffFlake]

Decency wins

[Chely Wright @chelywright]

I’m crying.

Way to go, Alabama.

Decency reigns.

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Thank you ALABAMA!!

[Hamfisted Bun Vendor 🔞 @MetalOllie]

@realDonaldTrump Looky, y’all! Bigliest crowd in history! Believe me! No crowd like it! 9 billion people! Make America Grope Again! By the way, approval rating of 140%! Can you believe it! So much winning! #32for45

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

It's that time of year - the AMY POEHLER CHRISTMAS CAROL AMBUSH from BILLY ON THE STREET! A HOLIDAY CLASSIC! #tbt #BillyontheStreet

[Bill Weir @BillWeirCNN]

Trump just claimed Monument status unfairly keeps local people from hunting and grazing cattle in Bears Ears. This is not true. The only thing it prevents is new drilling, mining and fracking. https://t.co/5ztlpqMafV

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Thank you to all the working class Trump voters who will get crushed by the new tax bill but who's vote just bought me a new swimming pool! You're all welcome to come over and use it! (Warning: there are a LOT of gay guys in the pool).

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Well there you have it: The @SenateGOP won’t even give Democrats the weekend to read all the lobbyist giveaways they’ve added in chicken scratch to the #GOPTaxScam they're jamming through tonight.

[Wendy @shabbsies]

😂 https://t.co/NtIoQuk1bv

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Who had Mike Flynn? #FantasyIndictment

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @EricTrump: The movie "Dumb and Dumber" grossed $247 million. That doesn't mean that if I call you "Dumb" you wouldn't find it "offensive." Get it? https://t.co/axDTZVcw6y

[Wendy @shabbsies]

Now that's clever https://t.co/4cRZ8tT0mP

[Cards Against Humanity @CAH]

The government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice... we are going to save America and attempt to keep our brand relevant in 2017

Join in and for $15 we’ll send you six America-saving surprises this December: https://t.co/o1BFmokO9W