R.G.

"I'd hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point." -C&H

[R.G. @shabs]

I hope Vozinha gets some looks from major clubs after this world cup.

[Fintwit Capital @fan_fintwit]

Trump's Iran Downfall

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

College football is just the process of saying every team is a fraud when they lose, until you get to the champion, who is inevitably also a fraud because every other team has already been exposed as a fraud so who did they really beat

[R.G. @shabs]

Trump is about to nominate Azalea Banks for HUD

[R.G. @shabs]

This is the first presidential election where I probably won't stay up late watching returns. Instead I'll be reading "the runaway bunny" to one kid and trying to avoid spit-up from the other before I collapse into a heap.

[R.G. @shabs]

https://t.co/YLwaoJcO8Z

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

A top corporate executive from Kroger's grocer admitted in court yesterday to raising prices on eggs, milk, and other staples, well above inflation while 7/8 top national news companies all claimed 'greedflation' isn't real and universally panned Kamala Harris anti-price gouging plans. The fact checkers need to check themselves.

[R.G. @shabs]

For some reason I decided to read this NYT piece about tradwives. Nowhere in the article is it mentioned that the woman at the center of the piece with 8 kids is married to the son of a literal billionaire.

https://t.co/dnbvZLzaFG

[R.G. @shabs]

Why did I decide to watch the Red Sox tonight?

[R.G. @shabs]

nothing that will change my vote in November. But it's funny to me to see that all the takes today are Biden should step aside for the good of the country. Nobody's saying Trump should step aside for the good of the country, Even though that's the most obvious solution.

[R.G. @shabs]

Awesome.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Our Front Page:

[x @rsfpt]

The Florida Panthers came very close, but it takes a special type of team to blow a 3 games to none lead. Jeter, A-Rod, Rivera--these were some of the only men to ever get it done.

[R.G. @shabs]

I cannot believe this got published.

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

Can you believe that the man who wrote this is 87 years old? Yet still with his finger on the pulse.
https://t.co/uY6B8rQdcA

[R.G. @shabs]

Right on schedule. As soon as they have to pay the players, all of a sudden they bring in private equity to strip college sports for parts. Enjoy NIL while it lasts, athletes.

[Mit Winter @WinterSportsLaw]

Private equity is coming to college athletics.

As detailed in this article, the Big 12 is considering an equity investment of up to $1 billion for 20% of the conference.

Another example demonstrating that college athletes are professional athletes.

https://t.co/QALNwjpDle

[R.G. @shabs]

Totally overcast out for the eclipse. Guess I'll be waiting 40 years

[R.G. @shabs]

There's nothing like waiting for a jury verdict.

[R.G. @shabs]

Abbott wouldn't posthumously pardon George Floyd, but he'll pardon a guy who killed someone marching in solidarity with George Floyd.

[William Melhado @williammelhado]

BREAKING: Abbott has granted the TX Board of Pardons and Paroles' recommendation to pardon Daniel Perry, a former Army Sgt. who was convicted of murder - by a Travis Co jury - after he killed a BLM protester in 2020.

https://t.co/dUsNHgR8XQ

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

Shit, if only they’d have moved like that when my son was being murdered.

But what do I expect….1 AR-15 keeps 376 officers at bay.

[R.G. @shabs]

Totally overcast out for the eclipse. Guess I'll be waiting 40 years