Dave

life's short stunt it

[2022 Heisman Winner @vj_v_]

I have yet to see Lebron do this

[@shartgroblin @shartgroblin]

british porn is so trash bro fuck you mean you take out my willy and wank it till i spunk

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

Soulja Boy and his Xbox 360 back in 2008

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

What ?

[Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr]

T-Rex: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING ASTEROID??

The humble Brachiosaurus:

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[𝑺𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒏 𝑵𝑴𝑲 🧉 @namekoisvnr]

Ma sœur m’a confié son fils trisomique pour l’après midi

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

whoever got the blue honda at walmart your kids smoking the roaches out your ashtray

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

[wraith @ihavesexwghosts]

"please dont blow your vape smoke on my baby" okay first of all this is heroin

[Bring Hockey Back @BringHockeyBack]

The most beer league clapper ever… got 6 dudes in front of me, 2 teammates - dgaf neck-high clap bomb incoming.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

[Summer's Eye @HellsBitchen_]

Just penismogged my coworker at the urinal

[S̸k̸o̸u̸t̸ @AK74respecter]

December 1989, Panama.

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

nancy pelosi was spotted at a hidden bunker in tel aviv kneeling at Netanyahus casket in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Can't believe the Burger King CEO just burgermogged the McDonald's CEO with more aura than any corporate moid has ever had. bro is frame dominant with a Whopper. it's over for the golden arches

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

Arby's CEO gonna fuck the flaps off a roast beef sandwich next.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

send me to iran with this loadout

[Avalanche Forever @citchmook]

Connor McDavid out there just leveling dudes.

[Silly Mode🇺🇸🇵🇭 @projection2024]

P-51 Pistonchad brutally MOGS Early-Jetcel ME-262…