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[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The idea that a pregnant woman from Guatemala can sprint across the US border, have the baby 30 minutes after arriving here, and the baby is magically a citizen of the US, is one of the most retarded and indefensible notions ever conceived

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

POV: You throw a surprise party to your friend, but she's a female cop.

[paseq @xpaseqx]

Most savage moment in the entire movie:

“The laws are meant to protect the victims… not the perpetrators.”

Then he looks the judge who let six boys walk after gang-raping a 14-year-old in the eyes and says:

“You are the cancer that is killing society.”

This clip is why Citizen Vigilante was banned in parts of Europe.

Too close to the truth?

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

This is the picture we’ll be showing our grand daughters when we explain why women can no longer vote.

[Tassili @Tassili100]

@LiberalHivemind

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

For the love of God, bomb the call centers President Trump.

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇮🇷 @JonesHowDareYou]

For anyone who has never met the Superb Lyrebird of Australia.

David Attenborough says it displays one of the most sophisticated voice skills within the animal kingdom—"the most elaborate, the most complex, and the most beautiful."

The chainsaw always brings tears to my eyes.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💀💀💀💀

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

He's trying to plug in the USB cable. Make it not fit.

Now that he's flipped it, make that not fit as well.

Good, he's flipping it back to the original orientation. Make it slide right in.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

He’s enjoying the TV series. Introduce a 2 minute gay sex scene

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Did you know we find birdsong relaxing because our brains associate it with safety since birds stop singing when predators are near?

On top of this, their songs are particularly pleasant to your ear also because of the striking similarities between theirs and human music.

[Stella @StellaaSports]

This is why I fw beavers heavy. No politics, no drama, no sass, just gonna build a nice dam and that’s it

[Mass Daily News @MassDailyNews]

In Massachusetts, you can shoot at a cop while on probation for a stabbing, get half the sentence, get out in five years, and be back on the street firing 60 rounds at random drivers

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Cambridge gunman ID'd: Tyler Brown

In 2020, he fired upon police officers, but Judge Janet Sanders gave him 5 years of prison. FIVE!

He has a 20-year criminal record.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

You could have paid me to tank this movie and I wouldn’t have thought of this.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Good morning ☀️😃

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Our founding fathers never even considered the possibility that illiterate third world women would one day be shipped into this country and then elected to congress. We are discovering a method of national suicide that never entered the minds of the founders.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This woman lives in Boston, Massachusetts. She has a 6 month old child and needs childcare but she heard it was expensive

She films herself walking into KinderCare, she got a quote:

- 2 days a week cost $2,450 per month
- 3 days a week cost $3,115 per month
+ $200 initiation fee yearly

“Like that is crazy”

“This is a true problem in the United States. Like this is really a legitimate problem that needs to be addressed because people can't afford childcare”

Foreigners and illegals get this 100% for free, paid for by taxpayers

Americans can’t afford to have kids but we’re paying for foreigners to have kids and replace us