Shadan Ashrafi

Politics📍Satire📍Opinion

[Shadan Ashrafi @shadansays]

Raja Gujjar’s podcast is peak male content ❤️

[Shilpak. @ugach_kahitarii]

Tukaram Mundhe has INSANE aura.

Don't remember the last time a government officer received so much love & respect in Maharashtra ❤️

[Dev @refocus21]

Prashant Kishor exposed one of the biggest flaws in Indian politics.

Political space in India is slowly disappearing for ordinary people and families :

> 1952 Lok Sabha: 26% of MPs were below 40.
> Today: Only 7.6% of MPs are below 40.

> But here’s the bigger problem: 67% of those 7.6% young MPs belong to political dynasties.

> In 1952 and 1957 and 1962 MPs above 70 were almost negligible.
> Today, they are around 17%.

> Many stay in politics until they are settled, and then make sure the political space is passed on to a family member.

Indian politics should be about public service, not a family business.

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Highest taxpayer of Uttarakhand and still has to tweet at 1 am tagging CM to get his work done

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Agar aapko Madhya Pradesh me land chahiye toh I know a real estate guy.

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

HANDS OFF our Jantar Mantar!

Before trying to take away our protest site, tell us if you will designate the India Gate where we can exercise our fundamental right to peacefully protest. You took away the India Gate. We will not tolerate taking away of OUR Jantar Mantar too!

[Arshiya @ashesshallspeak]

Sun be dalle, tera episode miss nahi hota, skip hota hai.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Reminder that ridiculously inflated real estate and housing prices is the single biggest barrier to a good quality of life for urban Indians. Yet it barely features in anybody's political discussions.

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

The most premium service any brand can offer to their customers is giving a human representative to talk and handle customer's request. These brainless AI chatbots are so irritating and never solve any problems.

[Shadan Ashrafi @shadansays]

Prashad me chai milegi ❤️

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Building a temple in the name of a politician and giving him the status of God is the reason why the world is racist to Indians

[Against Corruption @akashuchani08]

BJP strategy

Waive off loan for rich.

Sell Nationalism to middle class.

Sell Religion to poor class

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The majority of you are stupid.

[𝐇𝐲𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐧 @ImHydro45]

JUST IN🚨 : Prashant Kishor has officially won the Bankipur election with the total 64,000 votes. He defeated BJP by a margin of 20,000 votes.

BJP was undefeated in Bankipur since 1995. This is a massive turning point of Bihar politics.

[Rajat Pandey @RajatpandeyJF]

इरफान अपनी नई शुरुआत कर रहे हैं. आज से पहले वो मंच तलाशते थे अपनी और अपनों की बात कहने के लिए. लेकिन अब वो अपना मंच तैयार कर रहे. इस मुहिम में हम सब को साथ देना होगा. इरफान का ये मंच उन तमाम इरफ़ानों को भी हिम्मत देगा जो अपनी बारी का इंतज़ार कर रहे.

[Sayantan Ghosh @sayantansunnyg]

ChatGPT can live and die a thousand times but still never be able to predict the next word in a Salman Khan sentence.

[Deepak kumar @BarristerDeepak]

yes but plz look at our side too…

[Sanjay Singh AAP @SanjayAzadSln]

मैं मोदी Sir से सहमत हूँ गाली-गलौज नहीं करनी चाहिए।
लेकिन ये ज्ञान प्राप्त करने में आपको बहुत समय लग गया प्रभु, आपके लोगों ने तो किसी की माँ, बहन, बेटी किसी को नहीं बख्शा सबको भद्दी भद्दी गालियाँ दी।
प्रभु मुझे तो आपने अपने लोगों से लाखों गालियाँ दिलवाईं ख़ूब अपमानित करवाया।
अब ज्���ान।
वाह प्रभु वाह।

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Ruchika Singh vs Riddhima Sharma..
One abused PM Modi, There is an FIR against her. She is being discussed on Multiple Television Anchors..
Another, Abused Mahatma Gandhi, She was invited to several programs where Modi was giving speeches, has met several Top BJP leaders despite her abuses to Mahatma Gandhi and to Minorities.

[Shivam Roy @shivamroy__]

Repeat after me

I stand with Ruchika ✊.