Austin

I might not be able to read

[Austin @shade_austin]

83 degrees, the sun is out, baseball is on, beers and brats are going HARD today

[Austin @shade_austin]

They are doing shots of Rumple Minze and I’m scared *clutching my bottle of 1800*

[Austin @shade_austin]

Listen someone had to be buzzed belting out 90s country in the COD lobby and if it’s not gonna be you I guess it’ll be me

[Plunderbund @plunderbund]

Need this for every republican politician in ohio

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen

[Austin @shade_austin]

Drunk cooking might be a vibe but drunk dishes be throwing hands

[court ∘˚ ₊ 𝜗𝜚 ∘˚⊹ ˳° @courterlyy]

Tonight we drink for Him .

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

People are paying their respect 💔

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice]

if u need me this is where I’ll be

[Austin @shade_austin]

It’s A VIBE

[Holly @koreanrap]

Don’t like going home but also I’m looking forward to sitting on the couch with Austin in silence with the dog in the middle

[Holly @koreanrap]

Don’t like going home but also I’m looking forward to sitting on the couch with Austin in silence with the dog in the middle

[Austin @shade_austin]

Just a cheese & crackers with the dog kinda night

[Rebecca @GagaForCher]

Now this would slap

[᛭ Ian ᛭ @KnightspurHouse]

Got him at last light.Neighbor’s front yard,20 yard shot.

[Austin @shade_austin]

Me in the bar watching 2am turn to 1am and realizing that taco bell will be open till 3am, but I can order shots for another 90 minutes

[Austin @shade_austin]

Somewhere between the 3 and 5th beer I became a certified plumber, electrician, and world class painter

[Drebae @Drebae_]

That “need something sweet” demon be whoopin my asss