Jayde

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I can't choose between two options, so I ask someone to choose for me, and they pick the one I didn't want

[Mr Plow @MrPlowSD]

Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

I don't like being asked “Are you at home?" Please expand further so I can know whether I'm at home or not.

[Shaneese🩷 @_shaneese]

why is Auntie Anne’s only in the mall? bitch, spread tf out!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes. 🤔

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

Yall ever kill a bug and wonder if their mama is sitting up waiting for them to come home but they dead

[ellara @peacekful]

i'm at the age where if i see a chair, i'm gone take me a lil seat😭

[Jayde @shadeashley]

https://t.co/NCEVBfCeiO

[ericka @erickamarano]

Yankees got my friend playing 3B rn

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

And that’s for STEVE!!!! We ain’t forget 😡

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

maybe a hot take, but i think water should just be free in general

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

Putting your phone away while having a conversation with someone.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[🪦🦇 @DEADMAN_pt3]

93 degrees at 9:26AM

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When someone lights up a cigarette next to me: