Melon

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[Melon @shadebee]

I want it on my gravestone that my hero #CarrieFisher once tweeted at me. #BrightLights https://t.co/isQF1WWHh9

[Carrie Fisher @carrieffisher]

@shadebee i think you should read the book afterward.

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

IT’S OCTOBER 1ST SOMEBODY WAKE UP BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG

[NASA JPL @NASAJPL]

This month, in the hour before sunrise each morning, you’ll see a different May sky. Facing south, look up to see the: Moon, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, & the distant stars: Altair & Fomalhaut. You may also see the red giant star: Antares. Skywatching tips: https://t.co/HTlEpYJJqp

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

joe exotic has coronavirus. finally, the only two things i think about are now just one thing.

[Melon @shadebee]

Postmates created no contact delivery and all my hermit fantasies are coming to fruition.

[Melon @shadebee]

Robert de Niro's 'Fuck Trump' speech at Tony awards https://t.co/DrO8DlZUkh via @YouTube

[Melon @shadebee]

Cameo - Cameo https://t.co/rg3RqOangp

[Judy @Jexavier203]

Gayle king is my mood for the rest of 2019. Block that negativity. ✋🏾#rkellyinterview

[Melon @shadebee]

@netw3rk I need to get to work

[Melon @shadebee]

All we do as a nation is wait around for the next gun massacre. When will the lives lost finally be enough to make real change? #LosVegas

[Melon @shadebee]

Learn to live together as brothers and sisters rather then parish as fools - US Ambassador Andrew Young

[Melon @shadebee]

@POTUS44 D

[Melon @shadebee]

@POTUS44 Idecd

[Melon @shadebee]

Life is like a box of chocolates if a couple of the pieces are disguised poop.

[Melon @shadebee]

@Julie_Is_Here Thank you! I have been trying to figure it out and you hit the nail on the head.

[Melon @shadebee]

@MattOswaltVA Congrats on not getting engaged! 🥂

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Let's be clear: Trump's "fake news" obsession is about HONEST news coverage that is unfavorable to him. Pandering to his shrinking base.

[Melon @shadebee]

Is anyone else sick of Josh's incessant Dick tugging? Might I suggest a cream or some privacy. #BB19

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Remember this is the wealthiest country in history. We should not have children in poverty. We should not have people without health care.

[Maxine Waters @RepMaxineWaters]

So Comey told Jeff Sessions he didn't want to be alone with Trump. Women across the country can relate.

[Melon @shadebee]

This is a sign I moved to the right neighborhood. #LoveTrumpsHate #notmypresident #Trumppoop