I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:
- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn
The media: “CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC IS GETTING WORSE EVERYONE PLS WASH UR HANDS AND QUARANTINE URSELVES DON’T MOVE WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE END“
Millennials on our way to the airport cuz flight prices dropped:
WELCOME PISCES SEASON! CRY IN PUBLIC! FALL IN LOVE WITH TERRIBLE PEOPLE! FEEL THE PAIN OF THE WORLD! FORGET WHERE YOU WERE GOING BUT GET THERE ANYWAYS! DAYDREAM AS AN EXTREME SPORT! TRY TO SAVE EVERY SUFFERING BEING INSTEAD OF WORKING ON YOURSELF! LIFE IS SHORT ENJOY YOURSELF!
Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant made his professional debut at Walter Pyramid in a 1996 NBA Summer League game. Our condolences go out to Kobe’s family and the families of the others killed in Sunday’s crash.
📷: AP/Michael Caulfield
SPL footage: https://t.co/HnETjfhepF
Repeat after me: I (state your name) will work my ass off to for the Democratic nominee even if that person is not my first choice because as any sane person can see the alternative is the death of our democracy.