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If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick. http://t.co/OpqI78YCtP

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A polaroid is what an eskimo takes when he wants to bulk up. http://t.co/4z8m8oJvjB

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http://t.co/XbWpDAbOOb The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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http://t.co/sykpwHHHxP How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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http://t.co/cCeFpxH9 Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain.

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Dictators dress to oppress. http://t.co/IIouRJdt

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http://t.co/uDYyX2p7 So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, "Whassup?" at each other?

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http://t.co/PgmV6uHD I dont make typos. I make new words.