Christian Brewer

YT: BaldNugget Just chillen “Job is an acronym for Just Over Broke” By some Rich Guy

[Christian Brewer @Shadow28664_RBX]

“Shut up or beat my ass” @MrColesEnglish #6wordstories

[EdlainesGrandson @fntcreedo]

Nobody clean they room faster den a nigga who think he finna get pussy

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[Asanwa @Chizitere_xyz]

We need to admit that a lot of women pass up amazing, hardworking, average men because they think a peaceful life is "boring." A guy who clocks into his shift, comes home, treats you right, and quietly pays his bills doesn't give you the chaotic emotional highs and lows you're used to. You reject the safe, normal guy because your nervous system is wired to only respond to toxic drama.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[Asanwa @Chizitere_xyz]

The ultimate double standard in modern marriage is the unilateral cancellation of vows. A man is socially and legally expected to fulfill 100% of his traditional duties, to provide, protect, finance, and remain strictly faithful. But a woman can completely abandon the physical and intimate aspects of the marriage for years with zero societal pushback. If he complains, he is shamed as needy or predatory. If he files for divorce to escape a lifetime of forced celibacy, the courts will take his house, his kids, and his income. He is essentially trapped in a legally binding roommate contract where his utility is violently demanded, but his humanity is completely ignored.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

They hate the concept of 50/50 while dating and in marriage, but they love the concept of 50/50 when it comes to divorces.

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Money ain't everything but it's up there with oxygen

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

the secret to being a PRIVATE person is to OVERSHARE dumb sht so people think you're an OPEN BOOK, while you keep the IMPORTANT details of your life to YOURSELF

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

2010s vs 2020s

Stfu = Sybau
Swag = Aura
Rekt = Mogged
Bad bih = fine shyt
Fap = Goon
Trolling = Ragebait
Game = rizz
9 + 10 21 = 67
Bro = Blud

Feel old yet?

[Taylor Mie'Sean🦄 @TaylorMieSean]

I walked in the hospital and said “hey good morning” to the 2 women at the administration desk, neither one of them said Anything. Yall Hoes do not need to be in health care.

[𝓝. 𖤐🫧 @luvblessingz]

Living close to your job.

[Myamura @Go_Jover]

It's October 31st in Japan right now so,

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when you realize 9 to 5 is actually 8 to 7 since you cannot teleport to work

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@kirawontmiss Here's the answer

[KFC @kfc]

HERE, DAMN.

[i Expose Violent Criminals @SeeRacists]

Kentucky judge gunned down by sheriff for R*PING his daughter allegedly ran sex ring in his chambers 😱