brian :D

are my takes too hot? people are asking

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

The snake got mogged by the dragon

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Great job, guys.

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

Margaritaville is everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Truly — historians, sociologists, and psychiatrists of the future will be making up legends about this period of time.

[brian :D @shadowQknight]

@Leon_F_T @LoschbourStev Good list

[turbomander @turbomander]

dwarves are always devling too greedily and too deep. i would delve just the right amount. i would know when to call it a day

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

JD Vance proves he's a lightweight twice in 48 hours.

Congratulations to the people of Hungary -- democracy, free press and human rights win today. There is hope.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa. https://t.co/SkaDyQNyz9

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Source tells me moon is stable.

Please god

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Yay ❤️

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

If your friends aren't talking about:

• Ice cream
• Where to get ice cream
• When we are getting ice cream
• Soft serve vs. hard-scoop

It's time to find new friends.

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

BREAKING: Trump brutally lawmogged by SCOTUS for tariffmaxxing, a decision sure to spike White House’s cortisol

[brian :D @shadowQknight]

@JenSiebelNewsom That’s my First Lady

[BACK 2 BACK WS CHAMPS!!! @sf_derek]

Pat McAfee spent the 1st hour if his show talking bout how surprised he was at the city of San Francisco im begging yall to stop watching Fox News