@OrwellNGoode whoever created that meme (and also who posted it) is dumber than the dumbest monkey, with zero understanding why people pre-order digital products
— Putin, why did you invade Ukraine?
— Because Ukraine doesn’t exist.
— Seriously?
— Lenin invented it.
— And that’s why you invaded it?
— Ukrainians and Russians are one people.
— So you’re saying the Ukrainian nation doesn’t exist?
— It doesn’t.
— Then who lives in Ukraine?
— Who else? Russians.
— Then why did you invade Ukraine if Russians live there?
— To denazify it.
— Denazify whom?
— Ukrainians.
— But you just said Ukrainians don’t exist.
— We wanted to protect Russian speakers.
— From whom?
— Who else? The Nazis.
— But you just said there are only Russians there!
— I don’t even know anymore. This is complete nonsense.
— So who exactly have you been fighting for almost five years?
— NATO.
— Is Ukraine a member of NATO?
— No.
— Then why do you claim you’re fighting NATO?
— Because NATO is fighting us through the Ukrainians.
— The Ukrainians who don’t exist?