𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ

𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔.

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐕𝐀𝐒𝐓 && 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐘 .ᐟ

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( BBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. )

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( BARK. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. )

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

🐕

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( flopping down onto its side in the middle of the floor. )

[★ 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎 .ᐣ @forlornai]

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝙸'𝚖 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 ~ ❗️

#MVRP , #FNAFRP

[N͟I͟GHTMAR𝐄 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝙁𝙍𝙀DDY . @TORMENTINGBEAR]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈 am given 𝘧𝘭esh to be your
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀T͟O͟R͟M͟E͟N͟T͟OR . ..
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
#MVRP & #FNAFRP

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( manifesting into view. doggo jumpscare. )

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

//: forgot my blackjack speaks in all caps oopsies

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

I Still Hate Henry Miller

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

i fucking hate henry miller

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( BARK. BBBAARK BARK BARK BARK BARK. )

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

i fucking hate henry miller

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

BREADFRUIT BBQ. 👹

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( ,,, waddles into view. sits down.

tilts its head back.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOWL. )

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( … slowly waddling into view. )

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( Shaking … acting all dramatic … pawing at Jack’s leg and giving him the saddest eyes possible. )

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

I WISH FOR HIM TO EXPLODE.

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( Waddling over to Jack, acting all sad and whimpering as loud as it can. )

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

YOU —.

( IS KICKED?? OH NO??

Cue the loud ass, dramatic yelping and whimpering. )

[𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ @shadowdoggos]

( GROWL. )