betsy🎩

i’m CEO, bitch . . . recent work in Dirt Child, Moral Crema, BRUISER, Lower Grand Radio, Ritual Dagger

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

Why do we fall.

[thatadult @rianphin]

mckenzie wark moderating town hall on future of nyc nightlife with mamdani administration

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

theres a book that a press is going all out for and every time they post about it you can tell its literally so insanely boring but theyve already bought it so theyre trapped

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

nothing to say other than whats already been said except for rip my secret menu item the pine needle white wine that cost $8, you got the entire bottle, and it got you 2016 level drunk

[Alexandra Hildreth @alex___hildreth]

Sign outside Kiki’s tonight….this concludes the dimes square experiment

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

men should passionately embrace and kiss each other all over new york city

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

when you get drunk at a big event and people can see you laughing so hard just looking at your phone by yourself

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

@JoshShepard you get it 🍰🧁🍫🍮🍭

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

greatest tweet of all time and ive never compromised on that in seven years

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[Knshebecca Knescrow @_shebecca]

every girl feels the same way…..except one.
Tookie De La Crème

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

W to the OG 🎤

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

the social network 2 should have been based on the insular cleric class of harvard a capella groups

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

charlie from GIRLS invented lofting the bed but the workspace is on top

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

it actually helps to see people jogging in new york bc you feel so much cooler than them

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

@jarsonmccullers serena helped me see the joy in kelsey

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

i started real housewives of rhode island and i have too many girlfriends in the cast. first theres ashley and rosie, then i also have a soft spot for jo-ellen and of course coven mother liz. and one of my girlfriends is alicia bc of her trauma response with hoarding dolls

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

@14sixteen22 i think she has an incredible doute x ariana bohemian spirit like we could smoke weed together on a roof

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

made one of the most nutritious and filling dinners of my life and it was sweet potato tacos and a kale caesar

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

good evening, love island usa was an 83 month sociological study conducted by harvard university. we are now complete with our study. thank you

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

@14sixteen22 why are you as a man crossing your legs

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

@jarsonmccullers who i love he's on siesta key s3 and he knows hes gay and creates vortexes of sorrow :/

[betsy🎩 @shadowlunah]

in late seasons vanderpump scheana goes on a date with a man and the date is just going down a giant slide one time