Steven Machado

A guy living life, 140 characters at a time.

[Steven Machado @shadowtilt]

@sternpinball Da-dum

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@MissiNewsRoom Meh. Let me know when Jimmy John’s gets here.

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@sternpinball Looks sharp!

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@Raptors @LGCanada With all respect to Kyle Lowry:
Billups, McGrady, Carter, Bosh, Leonard

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@Metallica One of my favourite albums ever. Also, damn, I’m old.

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@Raptors @madebygoogle What happens to the wood from prior court designs? Is it re-finished and re-painted or does it get scrapped? I need some good scrap wood to build a pallet base for my shed. 😄

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@Raptors @FordCanada Should do that to my truck. Is that a wrap?

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@sternpinball @Metallica OMG that cabinet art is phenomenal!

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@BlueJays @Metallica Well, there goes my money.

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Okay, I was very skeptical seeing the jersey on its own. But with the red sleeves and belt, this hits hard. Approved.

[MLB @MLB]

The Blue Jays' City Connect uniform is HERE! 👀

Toronto's night mode is now activated

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@FODartLeague Hate to break it to you, but making me talk longer isn’t a punishment for me as much as for the audience.

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@FODartLeague First to 18 legs total? I signed up for this?

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@OntarioPCParty There’s no need to collect tolls and fees when you won’t spend on healthcare and education am I right?

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

BYE EAGLES BYE

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@Kingrodge10 Sh.

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

#RAISETHEFLAGS

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Maybe the Jays coaching staff should stop trying to get him to hit opposite field singles…

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

The Home Run Derby Champ won another Derby in Puerto Rico 💥 #PLAKATA

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@sternpinball @DeadFlip This is the one thing I would change; I would still like an extra battle at the end even if I already have all the gems, rather than immediately cut to the end scene. It seems more fun to get to end missing one gem and then having to win that last battle with Thanos.

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This has not aged well.

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Lightning chase the Leafs goalie in the first period. You hate to see it.